Geezer

Slang for a redneck bloke who doesn't make any sense at all.

To properly pronounce, say, "ghee-ZAH".
Filthy GHEEZAH!

*in a club*
person1- "Do you see that person over there?"
person2- "yeah."
person1- "he's a filthy geezer."

by deadsushisocks June 6, 2013

Geezer

Southern way of spelling geyser.
A Geyser is something that spouts shite on a regular basis, there is one in Yellowstone Park - Old Faithful. In a way, it is sort of like a cockney loudmouth trying to be cool and dandy, regularly spouting shite to try to impress but in reality fails and makes himself look a right pillock.

My black cat is blacker than your, 'cos im a geezer.

by Blacker Cat March 30, 2009

Geeked Yourself Out

Changing your demeanor from being an "Average Joe" to a "Bill Gates want-to-be". OR... Changing your looks into a glasses-wearing, high-waisted pants wearing, pocket-protector carrying nerdy, geek.

"David, you have really "Geeked Yourself Out" this year. You used to be so goth and so cool, now you are so nerdy...I didn't even recognize you!"

by Tyler's Smirking Revenge October 14, 2009

geeked out

To be disturbed or freaked out by something or someone that has a high 'geek quota'

That makes me feel totaly geeked out.
or
Dude, shut up you are geeking me out.

by Kurt Lundquist July 28, 2008

geezerbird

A pre-operation transsexual. A man with make-up, see he-she.

Geezerbirds wear lots of bright make up and have deep voices and stubble.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

geeked

marijuana and crack/cocaine mixed in a blunt

"That bitch is takin too long to roll that shit. I'm about to smack this hoe, roll the joint myself and get geeked up and be on my way to space"

by chichichia September 20, 2009

diamond geezer

A bloke from Welyn aho has done every job in the world with "The Boys". Repeats stories so many times that even infinity is out of date as a large number.

Peter Westby is a DG

by Jerry October 13, 2003