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Goblin Gut Gobbled

A sex act in which a person is anally penetrated and bends themselves forward enough that they are able to perform analingus on the person penetrating them.
I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.
by Cris Crankshaft January 22, 2023
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gobble bobble

A bauble used when a woman goes down on a man
Hold on till I put my gobble bobble in save me eating my hair
by Suoertramp July 25, 2016
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gobbly

The bubble in your throat that causes you voice to change.
A: Listen, I’ve got a gobbly right now.
B: Don’t swallow, you’ll ruin it
by raichubutt September 6, 2023
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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
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Reverse Gobble Debt

Basic carrot and stick system, whereby you promise someone to suck their cock in exchange for a good/service by a certain date. However if they fail to deliver on that date, they owe you a bloj instead.
<Tues> "Jeff, if you get me that wire by Weds I'll suck your cock."
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"
by myfakeurbanDname March 6, 2020
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Gobble Gum

Grabbing a chunk of your nutsack (no nuts) and offering it to your friends, usually through your unzipped zipper. Because a ball sack resembles a turkeys gobble.
Hey man, you want some gobble gum? Sorry, I dropped it on the carpet and it got some hair in it.
by Malofatoe June 21, 2017
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green gobbling

During the act of anal sex, your partner hocks up a greeny and spits it up their partners nose and their partner eats it.
"Me and my girlfriend did some green gobbling the other night, it was awesome!"
by JadeyQ March 29, 2009
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