glow

Verb. Relaying information to, or being an asset of some government intelligence agency, usually the CIA or NSA

"Just because you buy your phones from china doesn't mean they wont glow, you'll probably have some CCP shit on there, they will just glow a different color."

"Sometimes I wonder if Bitcoin was created by the NSA to make currency glow more."

by Sturdy Runner February 20, 2022

Glow Job

A Blow Job given by a Girl with false teeth, taken out...

Oh man that chick i met last night took her teeth out and gave me the greatest Glow Job.

by DaRealStoner June 5, 2018

Victim-glowing

Opposite of victim-shaming. Highlighting that someone is a victim of something and worthy of praise and attention, especially when they really weren't.

Stop victim-glowing that young, aspiring trophy wife by saying she was a victim of that rich man.

by Bambiimunkii January 30, 2024

Glow-hoe

A person who recently underwent a glow up transformation and is making up for lost time.

Wow, once he had glow up he really got to it- now he is officially a glow-hoe with that body count!

by T.C. Bidness November 17, 2020

Glow

Basically another word for having sex

Bro I asked this chick in my class if she wanted to glow and she said yes!

by Garfle August 15, 2017

Little Glow

It means some stupid kid's cellphone. If you have a little glow, it means that you always have your cell out, and the screen "glows". This is sort of a bad thing to own a "little glow". It implies that you use your phone too much.

Teacher: "If I see one more little glow, I will give the next person a detention!"

by VellMads December 15, 2008

Glow Squid

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.

1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.

by Chrispies September 15, 2022