Glory Hole

The place in your vagina where the penis just hits different

Johnny just hit my glory hole so much last week. I couldn’t walk for 3 days after that pounding!

by Sexyboy6969fme May 21, 2023

Glory Mess

When you time your ejaculation perfectly in time with your diarrhoea so that there’s liquid coming out both ends. The glory mess

HOLY FUCK, WHO MADE THIS GLORY MESS ON MY BED?

by Yes, I tried it June 19, 2023

glory days effect

The Glory Days Effect is when you are remembering someone's physical appearance from the past, as being WAY more impressive than it ACTUALLY was, and your memory plays tricks on you.

E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.

"Damn Bro, remember how shredded Brad Pitt was in Fight Club?" (Then you look and realize he was dope fiend lean, and about 150 lbs).

"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".

"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).

"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".

"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).

"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".

by MattMalzone August 16, 2024

Glory Hole Casserole

When you take a casserole fresh out of the oven, and you stick your dick in it, while someone gives you fellatio.

Last Christmas, I gave her a Glory Hole Casserole....

by CumCorpse October 6, 2023

GLORY PHIRI

WORD USED TO DECRIBE SOMEONE WHO'S MORE THAN A FRIEND , SOMEONE MORE LIKE A SISTER AND SHARE EVERY LITTLE THING TOGETHER AND LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY

she's more than a friend or lover she's my best person ever ,she's my GLORY PHIRI

by Vuthlarie October 24, 2023

Glory Custard

A term synonymous with male ejaculate. I.e. sperm, semen, man mayo, baby batter, etc.

My wife got glory custard all over the back.

by Grabsak Turninkov November 5, 2023

Glory to Arstotzka

Arstotzka is the most glorious country in all of the world. Also used as a greeting.

Glory to Arstotzka, comrade.

by cmdr42 March 27, 2024