gasser

Someone who is always behind the eightball. Comes from the expression "to be gassed", i.e. to be out of breath.

Detroit's Big Three are real gassers. (The cars they produce guzzle gas and their management is clueless about how to compete.)

by Anton Chigurh December 14, 2008

glasses twat

A somewhat nerdy, often academically gifted person who dislikes physical activity, and also happens to wear spectacles.

Mum: "Benny, why don't you go and join the local chess club?"
Benny: "No way am I going to hang around with those glasses twats."

by Dr. Sven June 3, 2006

glassed

The state of being so intoxicated that death is possible, usually from bad ass hardcore drugs or alcohol. The person will be unable to function and will sit around like a rotten lemon

Mate did you see Billy last night, he got so glassed off some crazy shit.

by Fudtrad April 16, 2019

Fake glasses

A gay cunt who thinks he looks good but he just looks like a gay wannabe model

Hey did u see that guy with the fake glasses, he must like it up the ass

by Butch Magee August 11, 2017

Gasser

A unique ethnicity that is best described by imaging the blend of a red-haired, caucasian with a light skinned African American.

Bake Griffin is a gasser

by josephN May 21, 2013

number one gasser

The sweetest guy in the world. He'll always bring your day up no matter how sad you are.

Sean is the number one gasser.

by PotatoKing0916 February 22, 2017

Khalifa Glasses

Glasses with that are bulky and with thick black rims. Pornstar Mia Khalifa wears these glasses. If a girl wears these type of glasses she is a wannabe slut or pornstar.

Hey you know that hot girl in my maths she is such a wannabe slut she is wearing Khalifa Glasses.

by EmergentAxis810 October 12, 2016