Slapdick-Fuzzyplums

Combining the worst attributes of a slapdick and a fuzzy-plums into one gigantic fuck up.

Guy 1: "Man that slapdick Josh really threw us under the bus when he went bragging to the wives about our recent trip to Vegas."

Guy 2: "Yeah, old fuzzy-plums really hosed us this time."

Guy 3: "Slapdick-Fuzzyplums fucked up BIG!!!"

by WhiteFish February 8, 2014

Fuzzle

To stick one's penis into another man's beard to derive sexual pleasure

ANGUS FUZZLED MONTY LAST NIGHT, It was totes cray cray.
WHAT THE FUCK IS FUZZLING?
if u don't know Ur a fucklord

by Dobkle November 18, 2015

fuzzy

A term of endearment between loved ones, said mostly when saying good-bye or when someone does something nice for you.

Okay, I'll talk to you later, I love you, you're fuzzy! OR That was very fuzzy of you to lend me your car!

by Er-10 Cricket August 17, 2006

fuzzy butt darts

two gay men taking turns pounding eachothers butt, usually a game,where the winner cums in the others bum

Grim and Trusdle must be playing fuzzy butt darts every night, looks like they're having trouble walking

by Broyle5k March 16, 2008

Fuzzy Bunny

A feel good cause with little or no real value and no practical hope of changing a condition, designed to get gullible people that are easily persuaded to feel good and rally behind the cause.

Animal rights activist such as PETA don't really protect animals, in fact they kill more then they save but they feel good about saving animals, the cause is a Fuzzy Bunny. Environmentalist that are preaching global warming and then get on a private jet to fly all over the world but they feel good about saving the planet, the cause is a Fuzzy Bunny

by TampaDoc February 11, 2009

fuzzy dice

When your girl is on her laptop, like they always are, looking at the gossip pages or whatever, you walk up infront of where she has her laptop, pull out your nutz and hang them over the top of her screen and say FUZZY DICE. They resemble fuzzy dice in the rear view mirror of a car only her laptop screen is the rear view and your nutz are the fuzzy dice.

My Girlfriend was on her laptop last night looking at people.com and I walked over like nothing and pulled out my nutz and hung them over the top of her screen and yelled "FUZZY DICE!!!"

by Craig Kenneth January 1, 2007

fuzzy diamond

AKA pussy or vagina

You are a fuzzy diamond.

by Pimp Cvak August 10, 2003