by penice21 March 26, 2019
Get the the future mug.A verb tense exclusively and habitually used by sports commentators. Despite sounding exactly like future tense, this tense is used to describe recent past events to give the illusion that said event was predicted by the sportscaster.
"...and Pujols will rip a foul one into the outfield!" exclaimed the televised play-by-play commentator, immediately after it was over and everyone could clearly that it already happened. World Series viewers everywhere rolled their eyes at the constant and annoying use of pseudopredictive future-past.
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"May I sit there?"
"That's my lap?"
"I know"
"Industrial Society and Its Future, by Theodore Kaczynski.
INTRODUCTION
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly
increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in
“advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society,
have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings
to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and
have inflicted severe damage on the natural world."
"Tf?"
"That's my lap?"
"I know"
"Industrial Society and Its Future, by Theodore Kaczynski.
INTRODUCTION
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly
increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in
“advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society,
have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings
to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and
have inflicted severe damage on the natural world."
"Tf?"
"May I sit there?"
"That's my lap?"
"I know"
"Industrial Society and Its Future, by Theodore Kaczynski.
INTRODUCTION
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly
increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in
“advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society,
have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings
to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and
have inflicted severe damage on the natural world."
"Tf?"
"That's my lap?"
"I know"
"Industrial Society and Its Future, by Theodore Kaczynski.
INTRODUCTION
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly
increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in
“advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society,
have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings
to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and
have inflicted severe damage on the natural world."
"Tf?"
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by Chris Skinner April 19, 2004
Get the Back to the future mug.Ghost recon future soldier is a video game published by Ubisoft and was released for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 consoles on May 22, 2012. Excluding expansions, it is the fourth installment in the Ghost Recon series, and was announced to be in development by Ubisoft on January 22, 2009. The game has a futuristic take on the Ghost Recon series. You play as a member of the Ghost squad and do missions which are graded upon a scale of 100. Oh, and the gunsmith is freaking cool.
Bro: "I wanna use the xbox to play viva pinata!"
Me: "Not now, I'm playing Ghost Recon Future Soldier"
Me: "Not now, I'm playing Ghost Recon Future Soldier"
by The stinky bird November 5, 2012
Get the Ghost Recon Future Soldier mug.When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.
Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not?!
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not?!
by samer_exodos June 27, 2016
Get the My future ex GF mug.The Way of the Future WOTF said three times or more consecutively suggests or implies insanity; a reference to Leonardo DiCaprio's role as Howard Hughes in Martin Scorsese's "The Aviator" (2004).
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