Fanboy's Law

A term which originated on the World of Warcraft forums, stating that "As a technical forum discussion grows longer, the probability of someone making the post: "Get a mac/linux. Problem solved" approaches one."

"How do I get this program to work in Windows?"
"Get a mac"
"Did you just invoke Fanboy's Law?"

by pbjtime June 8, 2009

windows fanboy

An ignorant user who thinks that Windows is the best operating system in the world and has every single feature available to it despite many lacking features that are found on Apple's OS X and Linux. They are far greater in number than Apple fanboys and have far less knowledge of technology than general users of all 3 operating systems. They tend to reject facts brought to the table and will disregard the person presenting these facts as "Apple fanboys" despite saying both positive and negative things about the two big companies. They are very similar to social justice warriors and are typically also PC elitists.

In conclusion, do not waste your time with them. They know nothing about technology, feel they are superior, and will berate anyone who has even a basic understanding of computers.

*tech professional comments on technology forum*
ProUser2000: "I like to use a mix of Windows, Mac and Linux to make sure I get every feature I need. They all have their pros and cons and it's hard to choose just one. I don't understand how Apple and Windows fanboys can dedicate themselves to one side."
windowsfanboy101: "YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT WINDOWS IS SOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN MAC MAC IS SHIT AND YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT FOR USING IT!!!!!!!!111!!!1!!!!! PC MASTER RACE!!!!!!!!! KYSKYSKYS"
*moderator69 has banned windowsfanboy101 for being a fuck boy*

by Antihater November 22, 2016

bah- fungoo

"go stick it in your ass," "up your ass," "fuck you!"
From Italian, "Va F'anculo"

Ah, bah-fungoo! Back off, faccia bruta!

by weave March 18, 2003

Fanboy Freakout

When a MALE movie/tv/book/comic/music/etc. fan meets his favorite actor/ director/ author/ musician/ etc. and begins to panic like a small girl when she meets her favorite actor/ director/ author/ musician/etc. , which is to say that he begins screaming/ jumping around/ panicing/ hyperventalating/ crying or any other form of "freaking out"

Hugh Jackman: Hey there, mate. How would you like an autograph?
Fanboy: OHMYGODYOURHUGHJACKMANFROMSUCH MAJORMOTIONPICTURESASX-MEN, AUSTRALIA,VANHELSING, PRSTIGE,ANDFLUSHEDAWAYILOVEYOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
*passes out*
Fanboy's friend: Please excuse my friend for his Fanboy Freakout.

by Nick Obsuth February 22, 2009

Magic funhouse

Magic funhouse is a show on fullscreen made by youtuber Brandon Rogers. Literally the best show ever it slays my life and Brandon rogers is my idol.

Magic funhouse slays my life.

by jayleen.loves.brandonrogers January 10, 2017

Fanboy

Biased people who think that the things they worship about are the masters of the universe. However, since they are biased, they will constantly bash opposing things instead of thinking about it and stating its positive and negative attributes.

Others say XBOX is the best for its graphics and games. Well, not really. PS2 and Gamecube has some more interesting games. And what makes a game a game is that it is fun to play with, not what it looks like.

by thesunfiredblanks December 2, 2003

fanboy

To similar effect as fangirl

A fanboy is any male who has exceptional bias to any form of pop culture who believes it's the best person or thing that has ever existed. It becomes the only thing they talk about and becomes a focal point in their lives.

Many fanboys embody their egos upon their fandom and take any form criticism towards it as though it was a blow to their own ego. To this effect they sometimes become hostile towards the person who made the criticism as if that person had directly insulted them.

Most common examples of things that have fanboys:

-Video games
-Animation
-Movies
-Music
-TV shows
-Books
-Celebrities

Religious people have a similar one minded dedication to their religion as fan boys do to their preferred person or thing.

The fanboy became furious when someone in the chatroom mentioned thier dislike for Hello Kitty.

by Noel Blain October 2, 2005