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Chuck Fucking Norris

A line that was just recently put in a rap battle of Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris on youtube. This means being all-powerful and indestructible.
Guy 1: "I just shot you in the heart, why didn't you die?"

Guy 2:"CUZ I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!"
by Chuck Norris88 December 11, 2010
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Fucklings

Multiple children conceived by unwed white trash women for the sole purpose of obtaining child support.
There goes that bitch with her gaggle of fucklings.

"Babies that are cute like a duckling, but the product of a fuck."
by Murphy01 July 1, 2008
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Big Fucking Deal

"This is a big fucking deal" ~ Joe Biden to Obama, on passing healthcare reform
by Lildubchefin March 23, 2010
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You fucking retard

Something used to describe how fucking retarded someone actually is.
Jimmy: I just found 2 diamonds and made a hoe with them!
Bob: You fucking retard.
by retardedfrik March 16, 2021
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holy fucking shit

An exclamation of surprise, exasperation, indignation and wonder.
Holy fucking shit, Hillary said she's running in 2004.
by harry flashman July 8, 2003
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you fucking what

What you might say in awe, disgust, or general surprise to someone claiming to have just done something stupid/not done something important. Usually shouted, often with emphasis on the "what".
"Sorry mate, there's rubbish all over the garden, it's because I forgot to tie up the bin bags"
"You fucking WHAT?"
by crobzub May 22, 2009
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MY FUCKING CAT

MY FUCKING CAT IS A TERM FOR MY STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CAT THAT SCRATCHES AND MEOWS AT MY FUCKING DOOR AT 3 IN THE MORNING AND WHEN I LET HER IN 5 MINS LATER SHE DOES THE SAME THING TO GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM.
"MY FUCKING CAT TASTES LIKE BURNT ORANGE CHICKEN FRIED IN GORILLA PISS"
by ORANGECHIKE February 27, 2017
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