Friendly Fire

1. To accidentally bomb or shoot a member of your team, typically in the military.
2. To accidentally shoot your load into your significant other, typically because you were too wasted to time your pull out.

"Holy shit!! .....We just wiped out Bravo company with "Friendly Fire", when we should have targeted 200 yards in front of them where the enemy is positioned!"

"Sorry for the "friendly fire" babe, I'm wasted........"

by J Kong October 22, 2013

Friendly Fire

this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation

Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!

George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?

by Jack10392 May 6, 2010

feeling friendly

A euphemism for feeling horny

"I am feeling a little friendly over here"

by Arie November 27, 2004

Casper the friendly pedophile

He is like Casper the friendly ghost if you know him. But this one is a kid stalking pervert!

Johny: Oh no Casper the friendly pedophile is back.
Casper the friendly pedophile: Come here little boy, i got some candy.

by xXTakeMeOverXx May 21, 2017

friendy

Adjective. Describes someone who is trendy with friendships, who befriends others for popularity or passing taste.

Ben is so friendy, he dumped all his old friends for the "in" people.

by Shosti August 7, 2006

Friendly fire

The ONLY thing the americans can excell at

Yee HA I have a really big let's got blow something up

by Bush Mr G August 29, 2003

Friendly Neighborhood Gangster

A ghetto, thugged out Drug Dealer (usually black) who sells drugs in wealthy, upscale (usually white) neighborhoods but actually lives in another, less affluent community.

When I want to buy some weed, I'll either go to a kid in school or call up my friendly neighborhood gangster.

by Packow June 25, 2007