The French teachers; they have an impressive collection of scarves and are never seen without one on. They refuse to speak english to their students out of class, and walk around like they are the principal. Truly horrifying people.
by Anonymous carrot 19284 April 14, 2021

A female known to kiss people they are not involved with romantically while intoxicated to seem cool or for attention. Using tongue or not does not matter.
She's just tried to kiss me again claiming I was beautiful, but I swerved her... I know she's a French hoe
Welborn is an ex porn-star and a well known french hoe when we are on detachment... gotta love the navy.
Welborn is an ex porn-star and a well known french hoe when we are on detachment... gotta love the navy.
by MansaMusadaZezz January 4, 2017

by Jacaranda November 7, 2021

When someone is lying on their back, you stand with your feet on either side of their head, and slowly squat down, lowering your ball sack onto the receiver's eyes. Be sure to slowly rock back and forth to provide a massaging motion, nice and gently because you are acting like a true French gentleman.
Her eyes were really itchy, so I gave her my French sunglasses for a few minutes and they soothed her itchy eyes.
Why does Jane look so satisfied? Ah, she was wearing some French sunglasses earlier, she must have really enjoyed them!
Why does Jane look so satisfied? Ah, she was wearing some French sunglasses earlier, she must have really enjoyed them!
by UrbanDictionaryJimmy May 4, 2018

A skinny, bearded, pale climber who hits on women by complimenting their climbing skills. He never succeeds, but his balls are boundless.
I saw THE FRENCH CUCKOLD at the climbing gym and he said to a woman "You are zuch a zmooth climber, bebbe. I am zo erratic up there." She nervously laughed and walked away.
THE FRENCH CUCKOLD asked a woman what level the climb she had just done was. She snarkily walked up to the wall and shouted the level out, ignoring him afterward.
THE FRENCH CUCKOLD asked a woman what level the climb she had just done was. She snarkily walked up to the wall and shouted the level out, ignoring him afterward.
by Tex Tile January 1, 2022

1)A mis-pronunciation of the phrase "je Francais," meaning, "I'm French."
2) A spectacular male human phenomenon occurring ever-so-rarely. Gifted with a voice like the fucking crack of doom. Completely incorrigible in both behavior and attitude. Often wears stupid but funny t-shirts. Fears no shot or beer. The presence of one usually results in copius drinking and fornication.
2) A spectacular male human phenomenon occurring ever-so-rarely. Gifted with a voice like the fucking crack of doom. Completely incorrigible in both behavior and attitude. Often wears stupid but funny t-shirts. Fears no shot or beer. The presence of one usually results in copius drinking and fornication.
"Man, Taylor was smashed last night. After that 14th Irish Car Bomb, he went straight Jay French on our asses!"
by whorebeezy March 20, 2010

Receiving oral pleasure while the "giver" is submerged under water struggling for air. Preferably in a hot tub or some form of water.
by midnight rider2727 October 9, 2017
