Blowing Fog

To fart in such a manner that others can almost see the ghastly "fog" that was just released into the room.

Oh man, remember that halloween when we all saw "Saw"? Mike was blowing fog the whole time. I could barely stand it.

by BenjaminGaffney August 2, 2006

black-fog

-intransitive verb

To leave a party or other social gathering without being detected. Usually the other participants do not realize the departure until some time later. black-fogs, black-fogging, black-fogged

Origin: "black fog", something never seen

-"Hey, where's Bill?"
-"I dunno... what, did he leave?"
-"Looks like he black-fogged!"

"Brian got caught last night trying to black-fog. He's usually really good at it, but Carrie saw him walking to his car."

by manniskovarde February 16, 2009

The Velvet Fog

The Velvet Fog is when one takes the moisture from one's own or another's flatulence and uses it to masturbate with.

Sarah's juicy fart had just the right amount of humidity for Mike to enter The Velvet Fog and rub one out.

by mikeness January 1, 2009

boner fog

State of mind reached when distracted by an incredibly hot woman.

Dude...are we staying or going?

Er...what? Sorry...missed that. <shakes head> I was in a boner fog.

by johann1965 July 6, 2010

Rusty Fog

A fart.

"Kris just let out a rusty fog right in Jo and Kim's faces"

by Krijim October 8, 2011

Fog Bog

Originally from the word Fog, which is the English pronunciation of Fag, Fog is a more polite way to call someone a Fag without sounding crude. No matter what a Brit says, it always comes out sounding much nicer.

The word Bog has been added because it gives the word a verbal twist, and it is added in more friendly social settings.

"Who does that Fog think he is doing stealing my seat!?"
"This room is getting a little Foggy"
"Whats up Fog Bog! How was your weekend?"

by FogMaster March 3, 2009

fog rolling in

when the sky is being a dick for any flights

I can't leave Vancouver, the fog rolling in is a bitch

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