Floor Cheese

1. The greatest piece of cheese to ever exist on the face of this planet.

1. "Hey, someone just slapped him in the mouth with cheese!" "That's not just cheese, it's Floor Cheese!"

by Padenniray December 10, 2010

the door in the floor

Literally, a door in the floor, leading to a basement or crawlspace.

"Dad, what did you do with my video games?"

"I tossed them down the door in the floor!"

by The Big Green Thing November 18, 2004

Floor Pong

A form of beer pong where you sit on a floor across from your opponent (at which ever distance you choose, be it far or close) with a standard 6 cup triangle between your spread out legs, with the intent of getting f****d up beyond all reason (Rules: one on one, no balls back, two shots per turn, every shot counts as one cup, to see who shoots first you must do an eye to eye shot, and dont quit til you are out of beer)

1.
Drew: Floor pong after two blunts will have you zooted!
Steven: Yeah, last night i was zooted as fuck.

2.
Floor pong is better than beer pong, and it requires less skill

by Three Dog Moser February 8, 2010

next floor

A phrase used when describing something greedy, gluttonous, etc. Derived from the film "Next Floor" created by Phoebe Greenberg.

Person 1: "Dude, check out that guy over there! He's, like, eating all the snacks!"

Person 2: "Seriously! Next floor!"

Person 1: "Yea totally!"

by resophonic April 1, 2010

floor to drawer

A method of cleaning that involves taking all the clutter off the floor and putting it away from view (most typically in drawers but sometimes in closets, bins, etc.) without really doing anything to resolve the mess.

Bob: You cleaned up! Wow, your room looks great!
Eric: I didn't really clean...check the dresser. Floor to drawer method baby.

by nukid1 November 19, 2010

Ghost Floor

When the elevator doors open and no one (you can see) gets in or out. This occurs when a being existing outside our physical world needs to go somewhere and is too lazy to take the stairs.

"..... did you hit 6?"

"No. Must be a ghost floor."

by RockDeputy February 4, 2009

floor technician

Fancy title for janitor

I just got hired as the new floor technician at Olympic Medical!

by liem May 14, 2014