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bike-finger

A derivative of the driving-finger, more often used by individuals on a bike. Frequently displayed by bike-messengers/cycle couriers to comment on the ass-hattery of Traffic Officers.

Note: may be utilized with both hands (dual-bike-finger) and is often presented with verbal accompaniment.
Whilst noticing the black and white, parked in the cycling lane, the courier proudly offered the officers his bike-finger.
by Super Evil Brian April 19, 2009
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finger mopping

Cleaning the anus by rubbing it in a back and forth circular motion with the tip of the middle finger and slipping the finger tip in a few times no more than nail deep. Typically performed in the shower.
I used be worried about my freshness before getting butt banged but since I have a high fiber diet my doctor suggested a light finger mopping instead of douching.
by Brien2 January 17, 2011
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Salad fingers

the creepiest cartoon series i have ever watched. it will haunt my dreams. the series has recently re-emerged, with part 9. it is the scariest of them all.
i love Salad Fingers' classic british vocabulary. it's genius.
by Chowderz October 30, 2011
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finger ride

(v.) When a dude straight up let’s a chic ride his finger as though it’s his erect penis so as to provide stimulation. Often the gentleman may allow said female to ride his finger whilst still fully clothed.
He gave me the best finger ride, I managed to cum in less than 2 minutes
by Alex Frank Smith May 29, 2018
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finger therapy

Slang for giving someone the finger and the immediate healing this physical and emotional release provides.
I knew that we were definitely done as I heard him yelling at me again so I gave myself a much-needed dose of good ol’ finger therapy!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020
mugGet the finger therapymug.

Centipede Fingers

The ability to type at 100 words per minute or greater. Also associated with the chatter from the keyboard on someone who can type ridiculously fast
Joe has centipede fingers. "Hey Joe take it easy on your keyboard with those centipede fingers of yours."
by yungott March 25, 2016
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Finger Turner

An eBook that is exciting to read and hard to put down.
I need ice for my finger. I was e-reading a Stephen King book last night --- it was so good,I couldn't put it down. It's a real Finger Turner
by jbbruce001 April 18, 2011
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