zombie felching

When a person ejaculates into their partners anus, proceeds to suck it out with a straw, spits it into a random persons face and shouts "zombie felching!"

I've got a surprise "Zombie Felching!"

by Trobert651 November 21, 2014

Bob felching

The art of sucking cum out of an asshole by an individual named Bob

Hey is that Bob felching?

by Fob belton May 4, 2018

Felch

sucking jiz

Felchhhh sucking jizzz

by naz324 October 29, 2009

Ultimate felch

When felchers get together for a felch fest that lasts for days.

All the felchers and felchees went to the ultimate felch!

by Grelber June 5, 2009

Felch

To offer a gesture of royalty befitting of status.

Indrid offered a felching nod as the queen passed onlookers

by mberries June 26, 2008

felchbook

NOUN: a social network derived by modification of THE WELL, or public bulletin board methods, that has adopted destructive, counterproductive, or antisocial policies, which have neutralized or negated the usefulness of said social network.

a social network which has imploded or "jumped the shark".

a social network with exploitive or dishonest administrative practices.

VERB: to inflict or convey dishonest or otherwise dysfunctional social network policies or practices.

to participate in dysfunctionally administered online bulletin boards or forums.

"can you believe how many mafia farm notifications i got on felchbook today ?"

by flombaye August 23, 2011

felching

The practice of inserting a live rodent wrapped in duct tape and smothered in lubricant into one's anus or vagina.

When felching a gerbil, always remember to use plenty of lube.

by JustanAngelino May 7, 2016