Framingham Hoe

A girl at any age, and any race who only hangs out with black, hispanic, or white trash guys and girls. Also wears tight jeans, nike shoes, and a shirt that shows off her tits. Also this person is usually very loud, annoying, and obnoxious. Rarely are they attractive, mostly fat or chubby, and they also think that they are hot shit.

Framingham Hoe

by FrankG24 April 26, 2009

farking

1) To rework a photo with an editing program such as Photoshop and then to post it on the web, mainly to Fark.com

2) Sexual relations

3) Wasting time on Fark

"Contest is open only to entries of actual, unaltered screenshots with no additional editing (including, but not limited to, Photoshopping, "FARKing" and/or other form of digital enhancement...) --Everquest II rules

"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."

"I spent all day farking on the internet."

by Lace Valentine January 28, 2005

Farting in an elevator

When you comment on a facebook or reddit thread (usually of political discourse) with a vicious and worthless comment that is only meant to make the rest of the commenters angry for the sake of being a dick. You just say your comment and leave, with no intention of engaging in the conversation.

Like farting in an elevator of strangers as you walk off at your floor, leaving them to deal with your ugly stench.

i.e. When a Hillary person randomly goes on a Bernie person's facebook page thoughtfully discussing healthcare news and leaves a comment like, "You are all a bunch of socialists and you're the reason we have Trump!", or a conservative just goes on a liberals' page and calls them all a bunch of "libtards" and neither respond to questions or comments, that's like farting in an elevator.

I promote thoughtful political discourse on this thread with articulate responses. No farting in this elevator.

The Reddit subgroup "ChangeMyView" has the best rules for keeping people from farting in an elevator.

by BruceLeah July 27, 2017

taissa farmiga sexual

you are simply attracted to taissa and can’t get enough of how stunning she is.

S: hey how are you?

Y: I’m good!!
S: any new thoughts?
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by Taissafarmigasbabe March 13, 2021

circus of farting clowns

A euphemism verging on simile to denote that a formal committee or group of people, often in positions of leadership, is so inept that it’s comical.

Unfortunately, working for the State provided me with an opportunity to fully understand that a completely clueless circus of farting clowns were occupying key leadership roles up in Sacramento.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

Farmington High School

Farmington High School, located in Hartford County, Connecticut is known mainly for the obscenely wealthy population of stuck up assholes. Known to have one of the most absurd pep rally's in the entire country that received national coverage, it's ironically not uncommon for people to sit around all night doing nothing but hanging out with their family while watching a Disney film in their personal movie theaters. When rare social gathers do occur it often consists mainly of single-gendered groups playing BP together until the first person passes out and cries and needs to have their stomach pumped. One upside of Farmington is their highly regarded boys soccer team coached by the legend himself, Steve Waters. Cliques are quite common and your entire social status in high school may be determined by your first friend in kindergarten.

Farmington Breh 1: Yo dude did you pick up the lastest Air Max 90's?!

Farmington Breh 2: Yeah those are so hot dude but I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to get those new rims for my Mercedes because my mom's credit card is almost maxed out.

Farmington Breh 1: Aight dude, catch you at Farmington High School tomorrow.

by JB Dinosaur November 14, 2009

farging bastage

A less harsh version of fucking bastard. Usually used in a joking manner.

"Hey you farging bastage! Are we going to the bar tonight?"

by Anonymous October 11, 2003