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plankton farming

-the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.

-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.

-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."

"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010
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Wind Farming

When multiple people partake in the act of wind milling on one person.
"Jack was asleep last night, so me, Mike, Alex and Stevie started wind milling."
"Dude, that's wind farming.
by chiefwiggum198321 July 29, 2012
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regrow farming

When you have the stupud 3-2 wizard and more 2-2 wizards
This noob is just regrow farming my rush
by BTD Battles April 3, 2017
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clout farming

When someone uses social media or their influence good or bad to gather people to their way of thinking.
Bri is always clout farming on TikTok. The conservative is clout farming.
by Jvoice December 6, 2021
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Farmington Hills

NOT to be MISTAKEN with FARMINGTON, MI. Farmington Hills is a city in the lower Oakland twp. 100% rich suburbia. Hometown of Harrison High School, and North Farmington High School. Mostly consists of RICH Jews, RICH Chaldeans and White Kids.
Majority of the kids have not been past 12 mile but act like it.

Place of dream homes for many in Detroit.

YES....IT IS Considered WEST side by ALL EAST SIDERS...sorry

The other end of the lodge freeway.Only about 19 miles from Downtown Detroit.
Those from Farmington Hills can not stand those from Farmington. and vice a versa.
Tamika: You from Farmington or sumethin?

Jessica: HELL NO....I am from Farmington Hills.
by YES IT IS ME December 13, 2008
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llama farming

This phrase comes from calling lots of drama "drama llamas." A person who does nothing but cause drama is a "llama farmer." A situation that causes lots of drama is a "llama farm." Doing something that causes drama llamas is "llama farming."
"Don't go near that bitch, all she does is llama farming! Nothing but drama."
by Aidan12066 January 27, 2010
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Farticle

Any object forcefully expelled from the anal orifice by a noxious expulsion of butt gas. Common examples include corn, bits of partially digested burrito, and, of course, any of a number of brands of anal lubricant applied in too thick a coating.
Amy always wore safety goggles after nearly losing an eye to an exploding farticle the morning after Homer's prison bachelor party.
by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004
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