fall on the tsar

When you want to make a fall on the grenade but the grenade turns out to be bigger than you expected!

Derived from the tsar bomba which was the most powerful nuclear bomb ever detonated.

Dude1: Dude! Last night I had to take one for the team and sacrifice myself by fucking the fat chick. But she was such a fatty that I thought I am not gonna survive this night!

Dude2: It's ok buddy. Somebody had to fall on the grenade.

Dude1: It was not just a grenade! It was a nuclear bomb!

Dude2: So it was a fall on the tsar i guess.

Dude1: Definitely.

by blackman1987 July 4, 2011

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Falcon Boner Roundhouse

When a male achieves the legendary falcon boner, when in intercourse or in a heated mixed martial arts tournament, the user does a 360 degree spin, slapping his victim in the face, leaving an imprint.

Chuck Norris: I shall defeat you Bruce Lee!!!

Bruce Lee: No you shall not!!!
Chuck Norris: Don't make me falcon boner roundhouse you then!
Bruce Lee: Oh Shiz!!! I give up!!! :'(

by The Real Falcon June 1, 2011

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Fall River Luggage

A Price Rite bag. Price Rite bags are larger, and of a much stronger quality than the typical grocery or paper bag, making them the "high end" bag of choice for the homeless population to carry everything they own.

Bum 1: my stuff!!! It fell on da floor outa my bag!!!

Bum 2: dat's funny!

Bum 3: he shoulda got used some Fall River Luggage to carry his stuff across plymouth ave!!!

Bum 2: ya, instead, he got runned over by a low ridin 92 civic.

by CheapScotch August 11, 2012

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