farking

When parking costs more than the fucking ticket. (This is how they fuck you).

The tickets to the Lakers game where free, farking was $35.00.

by Panaeleous March 31, 2008

If you know what I faakin moin

Used to emphasize a point you are trying to make.

So now he and my ex are going out again, and that just doesn't make sense if you know what I faakin moin.

by Mar-wayne Jay-moil October 2, 2007

Faking jacks

The original term comes from the crack game. It means to sell a crack fiend something other than crack. Instead of crack, it is substituted with soap, plaster or some other substance in order to steal the crack fiend's money.

Raheem sold me 4 Jums, but was soap. He is faking jacks

by Imjustsayinh November 30, 2017

farking

The act of farting during sexual intercourse...to float an air biscuit while fucking.

Last night she was totally farking me...guess we shouldn't have had mexican.

by Michelle & Kelly February 20, 2008

Faerie Dusting

Rubbing one's testicles on a cheese grater over partner's face while partner beats off (this can also be performed over a glass-top table a la the Hot Plate Special)

"New Year's Eve is the best time for a good Faerie Dusting. That way you can start the new year with painful genital stitching."

by Hezbollatte June 23, 2008

fakie

When you take a selfie with someone you don't like but pretend you are best friends with whenever you are around them.

Alyssa is always complaining about how annoying Michelle is, but whenever they are together she takes a fakie and posts it to instagram posting about what great friends they are

by gd1107 April 10, 2016

faking

To create a fake particularly in realtion to the practice of faking (using Photoshop to create naked images of well known people)

He's great at faking

by Netfreak September 11, 2006