Vag-i-na puts her face in book, "Facebook", then suddenly, W-a-ng, sees it and then he masturbates to it.
by I<3Puss-ee-s August 9, 2010
Get the Facebookmug. A stupid website that used to be great before the teenagers and twilight moms took over it. Basically, on Facebook, you talk to people you don't know, 'friend' famous people, and share photos. Honestly, the only things Facebook is useful for are:
1. Posting pictures
2. Planning events
But no, people don't do that with Facebook. Instead, they waste all their time not making a difference in the world and instead playing some stupid game, cramming apps into their page, and gawping at some stupid status like "i juzt finished eating some pi lol" or "hy n00bz, lets al get some pizzazz!!!1!!111!!!one!!" when there's so much they can do instead, like hang out with REAL friends or go to a bar. People call it a "Social Network" but social time is actually and physically BEING with someone, not chatting with them in doofus language. Put blankly, Facebook is stupid and a stalker's dream.
1. Posting pictures
2. Planning events
But no, people don't do that with Facebook. Instead, they waste all their time not making a difference in the world and instead playing some stupid game, cramming apps into their page, and gawping at some stupid status like "i juzt finished eating some pi lol" or "hy n00bz, lets al get some pizzazz!!!1!!111!!!one!!" when there's so much they can do instead, like hang out with REAL friends or go to a bar. People call it a "Social Network" but social time is actually and physically BEING with someone, not chatting with them in doofus language. Put blankly, Facebook is stupid and a stalker's dream.
by TheReshiram December 30, 2010
Get the Facebookmug. by Fleursdelilylove April 11, 2010
Get the Facebookmug. Person A. - "What are you doing right now?"
Person B - "Im doing my homework while facebooking."
Person A- "Thats lame..."
Person B - "Im doing my homework while facebooking."
Person A- "Thats lame..."
by imnotbill September 29, 2010
Get the facebookingmug. Facebook is a online site where you can add people you know check there pictures, write on there wall, ect. you can also play games like farmville.
(i click onto my friends facebook profile)
Me : hey u want to go to the cinema later?
-20 mins later-
her: okay sure. what time
me: erm now if u like. the film starts in 20 mins. ly
her: cya there.
Me : hey u want to go to the cinema later?
-20 mins later-
her: okay sure. what time
me: erm now if u like. the film starts in 20 mins. ly
her: cya there.
by Chelsiee December 5, 2009
Get the facebookmug. A place where a bunch of Pedos, Slutty girls, and bad parents waste their lives away talking to walls, putting millions of photos up, stalking girls, playing shitty games and also where murderers find their prey.
by Dylbinator October 13, 2010
Get the Facebookmug. by 2cute4you! March 5, 2010
Get the Facebookmug.