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It's so easy for stalkers nowadays; with twitter, facebook, and myspace, they can get all of our information!
by theycallmejew November 30, 2009
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Facebook is a shallow and unreliable electronic repository of dirty pictures, inaccurate rumors, bad spelling and worse grammar, inhabited largely by people with no demonstrable social skills.
Friend 1: Hey wassup?
Friend 2: I have lots of friends and you don't have friends because you don't have a facebook! HAHAHA!

Stupid Girl Talking Over Phone 1: So I'll see you in FB?
by Pepolshet August 11, 2010
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An album of all the people Ive fucked.
Boy: Dirty blonde at 8 o'clock

Girl: Her? She's in my Facebook.

Boy: you fucked her?!
by 2cute4you! March 5, 2010
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The new fad social-site where one can post photos to show they've a social life, add people they barely know to bulk up their ''friends list'' & post pointless statuses.

...Basically another Bebo/Myspace that is doomed from the start
Guy1 status: ''had the nicest steak for dinner today''
Friends comment: ''yeah? cool was it nice''
Guy1: ''unbelievable, hey did you get those photos up from last night that we specifically took for facebook, man our weekend ruled...HEY EVERYBODY OUR WEEKEND WAS UNBELIEVABLE''
by abba123 October 1, 2010
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n.

An internet web site created by collegiate snobs for collegiate snobs, which has since been opened up to the masses for advertising and data collection purposes.
"I joined Facebook because everyone else did."
by NOSliwes November 20, 2009
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To be on facebook while doing something else.
Person A. - "What are you doing right now?"
Person B - "Im doing my homework while facebooking."
Person A- "Thats lame..."
by imnotbill September 29, 2010
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Facebook is a online site where you can add people you know check there pictures, write on there wall, ect. you can also play games like farmville.
(i click onto my friends facebook profile)
Me : hey u want to go to the cinema later?
-20 mins later-
her: okay sure. what time
me: erm now if u like. the film starts in 20 mins. ly
her: cya there.
by Chelsiee December 5, 2009
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