the word facebook still comes up as a misspelled word on my computer they need to fix that and put it in a dictionary and define it as a distraction from any thing and every thing you are supposed to be really doing in life
so iwas supposed to be getting married in a few hours but i was facebooking and at one point i clicked not attening on my wedding event
or man i had a paper due and i kept on facebooking and diddnt finish
or man i had a paper due and i kept on facebooking and diddnt finish
by Mario Previti April 18, 2010
To check the Facebook profile of every person in your vicinity you can remember at the moment. Similar to googling somebody, i.e. virtually spying.
I was bored yesterday evening, so I facebooked everyone from high school. And you know what? I still look way better than everyone else!It's so awesome to facebook people!
by green tea007 February 24, 2009
social networking site that is commonly used to get in touch with friends from high school that you were supposedly *never going to see again*. Also used to get in contact with people that you just met last week(thank God you remembered their name). Facebook is very popular and used by most college students.
Facebook is pretty cool, until you realize the vast majority of your "Friends" won't return your messages, write on your wall, or comment on your photos. And God forbid you look at someone else's photos, comment on any of them, or write on anybody's wall that you didn't have sleepovers in preschool with because then you will be a "Facebook stalker".
Facebook is pretty cool, until you realize the vast majority of your "Friends" won't return your messages, write on your wall, or comment on your photos. And God forbid you look at someone else's photos, comment on any of them, or write on anybody's wall that you didn't have sleepovers in preschool with because then you will be a "Facebook stalker".
Random Chick #1: "OMG, I totally just got a facebook! So, like, now, I can hang out with, like, everybody I went to high school with!"
Random Guy: "They're going to ignore you, stupid."
Random Guy: "They're going to ignore you, stupid."
by protectmeaura December 18, 2006
a website that you become so addicted to, you procrastinate while on facebook and do not do your homework, therefore failing your class.
by j-man frootloop May 26, 2008
A place originally for students, until the floodgates were opened and a lot of spelling and grammar challenged people flowed onto the site.
Most members post droll status updates, which most of the iliterate facebook masses are arrogant enough to think their 'friends' will actually read and give a shit about. Members will also post pictures of themselves and their friends in bars or other nondescript social settings doing nothing in particular apart from smiling or in some kind of bemusing pose against a backdrop of borglike drones, then they will follow that up later in the 'album' by the obligatory end of the night drunk shot of someone smiling. These photos will be 'tagged' and the person who posted the pictures 'friends' will LOL about how funny it all was.
Facebook also offers groups where members can share ill-informed opinions, and 'applications' which are really just stupid quizzes which require the member to answer several multiple-choice questions then spam their 'friends' to find out "What kind of car or dog they would be." Members also participate in games that would be considered puerile by any self-respecting four year old.
Facebook is stultifying due to its members who have eschewed real-life communication for this site. Facebook destroys your soul.
Most members post droll status updates, which most of the iliterate facebook masses are arrogant enough to think their 'friends' will actually read and give a shit about. Members will also post pictures of themselves and their friends in bars or other nondescript social settings doing nothing in particular apart from smiling or in some kind of bemusing pose against a backdrop of borglike drones, then they will follow that up later in the 'album' by the obligatory end of the night drunk shot of someone smiling. These photos will be 'tagged' and the person who posted the pictures 'friends' will LOL about how funny it all was.
Facebook also offers groups where members can share ill-informed opinions, and 'applications' which are really just stupid quizzes which require the member to answer several multiple-choice questions then spam their 'friends' to find out "What kind of car or dog they would be." Members also participate in games that would be considered puerile by any self-respecting four year old.
Facebook is stultifying due to its members who have eschewed real-life communication for this site. Facebook destroys your soul.
Guy1: Do you want to go out and like... do something tonight?
Guy2: Nah, I'm just gonna stay in and go on facebook and chat... I've got to post up the pictures from the last time we went out and actually did something that required face to face communication. Hey, I'll play you on Bowling Buddies LOL"
Guy2: Nah, I'm just gonna stay in and go on facebook and chat... I've got to post up the pictures from the last time we went out and actually did something that required face to face communication. Hey, I'll play you on Bowling Buddies LOL"
by michaelftm2 September 17, 2008
Person 1: "OMG!!! Did you see that picture of Skinny Brittney looking like a fat ass?"
Person 2: "Hellz yeah, you need to show everybody that pic."
Person 1: "Don't worry, im about to facebook it"
Person 2: "Hellz yeah, you need to show everybody that pic."
Person 1: "Don't worry, im about to facebook it"
by Hot Ty January 30, 2008