1. It's shit without the mess. That almost sounds like an ad doesn't it?
2.Something that you can handle smelling if you farted, but will clear a room fast.
2.Something that you can handle smelling if you farted, but will clear a room fast.
1. Are you tired of shitting yourself to clear a room? Do you wish that there was an easier way? Well, now there is! All you have to do is fart. All the sounds, smells and feelings of shit, without the hassle of cleaning it up!
2. Damn, that fart smells good...I think I'll stay home today and enjoy it. Maybe I'll spend my whole day in a closet to keep the smell together...
2. Damn, that fart smells good...I think I'll stay home today and enjoy it. Maybe I'll spend my whole day in a closet to keep the smell together...
by explodinglightbulb13 March 28, 2009
Get the fart mug.when a dude/chick/animal/other shoots wind out of its ass, sometimes making a noise. can sometimes smell(very bad) chicks don't like it. guys are usually proud of their farts. some people even enjoy the smell of their own farts.
by bananersrgood April 19, 2009
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Little, tiny poop particles flying out of your ass at supersonic speeds, therefore creating a minature sonic boom.
by thevictor13 September 26, 2008
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Xavier-"Nahh, it's all good. I only farted."
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by HARASSS November 23, 2010
Get the fart mug.1. The best feeling in the world once you let it out.
2. A extremely smelly thing. Sometimes you fart so hard you shit your pants.
2. A extremely smelly thing. Sometimes you fart so hard you shit your pants.
Anthony: (fart)
Bob: Dude what was that
Anthony: ahhhh that felt so good i farted
2. Phil: (extreme fart)
Bob: What the hell was that!?
Phil: Oops. I guess I shit my pants again
Bob: Dude what was that
Anthony: ahhhh that felt so good i farted
2. Phil: (extreme fart)
Bob: What the hell was that!?
Phil: Oops. I guess I shit my pants again
by IMNOTVERYCREATIVEBITCHES April 28, 2013
Get the fart mug.-hey , did you see steve's LOTR fan art ?
- that ugly thing? that wasnt fanart , it was barely a fart...
- that ugly thing? that wasnt fanart , it was barely a fart...
by stevesfart September 29, 2013
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The Leaky Pipe: When gas slowly oozes out your crack, and a low hissing sound is audible.
The Fake: A toot that has no odor.
Perfume: A fart that smells good. Very rare.
Wet Gas: When pieces of shit prom your previous diarrhea come out with your gas.
Steam: Made when in a cold place. Results is a visible gas seen erupting from the butt.
The Leaky Pipe: When gas slowly oozes out your crack, and a low hissing sound is audible.
The Fake: A toot that has no odor.
Perfume: A fart that smells good. Very rare.
Wet Gas: When pieces of shit prom your previous diarrhea come out with your gas.
Steam: Made when in a cold place. Results is a visible gas seen erupting from the butt.
by Shazamalam November 21, 2013
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