Fried Eyes

Huge eyes, that look like Fried Eggs. Very hard to close, and makes people pretend their hard. Very funny to see someone with fried eyes.

1st Person: Wow look at them huge eyes
2nd person: They look like Fried Eggs
1st person: Hehehe FRIED EYES

by Billy LongJohn June 9, 2008

road fries

when you're going out (walking, driving...) and you make some fries to take on the journey, usually in a bowl or cup

do you know what we need for this journey? road fries

by jay the matador October 14, 2009

Fried Rice

Sexually transmitted disease (male). Very similar to "blue waffle" in a female

My boyfriend said he wasn't cheating and came home with fried rice.

by Candice Lick-alot October 18, 2012

you fried

A word deriving from the un-ghetto suburbs of Macomb County, Michigan, where whites make up a majority of the population. You fried means you've been insulted badly, or you don't know what your talking about, it can also mean you've said something just plain stupid. You are also fried if, you say this word every other word

You can use this word when you have a strong disagreement, or you have told a good joke about someone and they have no good comeback. The African American population enjoys using this "slang" language.

Man you know i fucked Dr. Dre Ph.D right ... negro you fried no you didn't.

or

Jesus was born 2009.... you fried dummy

or

my air force twos better than your j`s .. "bitch" you fried

or

Tupac: bitch you fried you fried ass motha fried fucker
Biggie: (in a deep voice) naw nigga you fried for saying fried

by tyrone biggums the 2nd May 18, 2009

salt the fries

to snort cocaine off of an erect penis

"Sorry we took so long in the bathroom, but I wanted to salt the fries before hitting the dancefloor."

by Dave Public July 31, 2007

freedom fries

A large sculpture on Staten Island that Americans will surely erect to reflect their true hatred of the principles of a free society.

Mommy, what does the "Freedom" in "Freedom Fries" mean?

by jon January 18, 2004

fried cyclops

A doughnut, donut or pastry-with-a-hole.

I had a fried cyclops for breakfast. It mocks me.

by chenry August 31, 2004