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FOB

Full Of Bullshit.
People who frequently prefer using white lies when arguing with you to convince themselves they are right. Those people also give you random and misplaced excuses on different topics to avoid facing their problems. Problem is, you know they are lying to protect themselves or trying to manipulate you.
- It's the 3rd time Tim gives up his graduate studies. Last year he gave up his first year of law school because "he couldn't stand one of his teachers". Now he just gave up osteopathy because "his ex follows the same course". He's FOB, his parents keep giving him money for that. Can't he find a job instead?

- Lea is so FOB. She said she couldn't come home because she was sick but she kept publishing party pics on her facebook.

- Some beeping noise in the kitchen woke me up at 3am and I surprised my stepdad . He said he heard someone outside, but I know he's FOB because the range hood was on. He doesn't know how to turn on the light on it and just wanted to sneak in the fridge for some secret night snack...
by secretom August 17, 2017
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fob

young males and females ranging from ages 13-17 who hang about certain areas of Qatar on weekends, often vaping and causing trouble and dapping each other up
the males are dressed in crusty airforces, nike techs and fake LV crossbags, while the females often are dressed in crop tops and leggings and neither have any sign of shame

in some places they go around in large groups starting arguments with the security guards and usually end up getting kicked out
they tryna act hard and often carry knifes, but if they get approached by a fed they run off
similar to roadmen, except fobs are all cowards and take all their words off of the TV show top boy
rare to find one who doesn't have crusty teeth cuz of all the smoking and vaping they do
the worst kind of them reside in al reem gardens and will probably shank you if you push their buttons

their most well known habitats are:
-doha festival city (dfc)
-the pearl (near the cinemas)
-vendome
-al reem gardens
person1- oi bro let's go see person3 at al reem gardens
person2- are you mad? its thursday night, thats peak fob time, do you want to get stabbed?
by notafobb December 31, 2023
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Fob

Its a fan + ops
This guy is a fob
by Melito March 7, 2020
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Fob

You got chicken to fob me!
by Riteouse rud May 28, 2022
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FOBS

Fractional orbital bombardment system

A nuclear launch and delivery system designed to launch a small nuclear payload , by putting a delivery vehicle i.e a satellite , in low geostationary orbit on the target i.e directly above the target to avoid an ABM system ( NORAD & patriot missile system). This system never succeed because Soviet Russia where cheap cunts so none of tests ever worked due to cheap parts / the nuclear delivery vehicle system was under developed and the American army never developed a full country ABM system as NORAD only acted as a early warning system and nuclear arsenal control system.
Just like the FOBS system he is very underpowered and explodes at a random time for no reason , I gonna dump him
by Dysartman September 14, 2019
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Fob

Fob, Fresh Of The Boat, Im talking about Polynesians the people who cannot buy their own lunch for school but can somehow buy the whole menu at Kfc and Maccas and can somehow again have the best expensive clothes and shoes.
Sole uce ghee imma fob
by Fobbest Fobs April 11, 2019
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Fob

An adjective
Short for "full on bleeding"
used when a girl is on the worst days of her period or acting like it
Jill is acting like she's fobbing
I am on the fob days of my period
by unethicalpeach October 11, 2021
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