bum ferret

British English slang for:
1. A gay man's penis
2. A gay man.

1. I wanna put my bum ferret up your bottom.
2. I am a proud bum ferret!

by LotusSparkle September 26, 2025

Ferret King

Code name Pope John Paul II used when he killed Saddam Hussein, in the city of Kazimain.

Pope John Paul II: Ferret King is successful, I repeat Ferret King is successful.
Biggie Cheese: status is heard, head back to, 180 Greenwich St, New York, NY 10007.
Pope John Paul II: roger that how do I proceed.
Biggie Cheese: We have sent you 2 planes to get there land at the buildings.
Pope John Paul II: affirmative.
*20 years later*

Travis Scott: gang gang.

by jimmy gibs August 16, 2024

french ferret

a stupid idiot who does good, also a fr*nch and a gay

wow i fucking hate french ferret

by abbabamoment July 25, 2023

Floppy Ferret

When your dong goes chugging along

TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret

by JonMay August 3, 2020

Ferreting

The act of doing something your own way even if bone idle

Josh has been ferreting his way through life

by Legend 5357 June 27, 2020

to ferret

to ferret about. like messing about doing random jobs is ferreting. or you can ferret for something.

my mum was ferreting round for her hairbrush this morning. what a nuisance! to ferret

by 4u2 May 14, 2020

ferret syndrome

When someone owns a ferret and is named Thalia

Oh she deffo has ferret syndrome, look how pretty she is.

by Thaliagxxo February 18, 2024