Expedient

to speed up, to push along, to make faster

May the wind of a thousand sea cucumbers expedient your arrival

by n-doggie May 10, 2009

Are You Experienced

1) Jimi Hendrix song

2) Meaning do you smoke weed

hey man, you look wasted...are you experienced?

by Annihalation August 5, 2006

mortality experience

Supposedly a military euphemism for the big D, death.

"The aerial bombardment was largely a success. Unfortunately, a few non-combatants in the vicinity suffered mortality experiences."

by cirrostratus August 10, 2006

Angus Experience

Commonly referred to as "The Steven Angus Experience" is something that few will ever experience...Once used as a name for a clean-up group, the name quickly caught on and is now used world wide.

Come and be a part of the Angus Experience

by The_Angus_Experience December 26, 2008

razer experience

The razer experience describes the event when a product breaks shortly after the end of warranty, which is in fact planned obsolescence.

Razer is a company which is known for their planned obsolescence and bad customer support on overpriced products, which is why it is called "razer" experience.

John: Damn, my 2500$ razer blade just broke right a month after warranty ended.
Tim: That sucks! I'm glad I had the razer experience with only a controller.

by Hectorinus March 30, 2020

We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes

Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!

Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all.

by QuacksO July 29, 2019

experience

Roblox's shit name for games.

Wanna play an experience? hell to the no I dont.

by XZ Topaz May 21, 2021