Excercuse

An excuse that you will go exercise, but in reality you are heading off to some shady business.

I told my wife I was going to go swimming at the gym, but instead it was an excercuse to get a rub & tug.

by XiaoBaiHu August 11, 2010

Exceedment

When you exceed something

This load weighs 26 tons that is in exceedment of the 25 ton weight limit.

by I.h8.lvrs September 23, 2020

minority excessive replay

This term defines the way black, spanish etc, over play a popalur song over and over again in the nightclubs or on their car stero systems!

Jon pulled up next to a lowered truck and was subjected to minority excessive replay!

by guyfawkes74 January 5, 2010

Microsoft excel

A useless piece of shit program. Nothing good comes out of excel. No but really, literally, nothing.

Die Microsoft excel.

by Eleesa77 July 11, 2016

excel jockey

A cost nerd who can do nothing but run pivot tables and conditional formatting but has no real-world experience. Meanwhile, in meetings, he or she explains to the experienced crowd about how they did everything wrong and how none of it can work. The crowd is in complete silenced baffled by the stupidity.

Bill-"Nathan ran 6 pivot tables with graphs on the projector and overtook meeting." Susan- "Nathan is nothing but a God-DAMN Excel Jockey and doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. The hole is probably smarter"

by The Dude of the Stupid August 10, 2018

Excellent

Excellent is a word commonly used on the xbox live server by the users "Rushlow" and "BIG BAD TREKKIE"

Yo, Sean! I just owned that guy! Excellent.

by John December 13, 2004

excellent

A point of inebriation where one is neither no longer drunk, but so far gone that one becomes a total party animal and paranoid at the same time.

Boy 1: "Hey, where's Matt?"
Girl 1: "Oh, he's outside and quite excellent right now"
Matt: "Yo! You talking shit about me?"
Boy 1: "No..."
Matt: "Oh okay....you excellent yet? Get excellent!"

by excellentbigBro October 25, 2011