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European Union

The heavily euphamistic name for what is actually the "Greater European Reich".
Adolf Hitler's dream of Europe, dictated to from Berlin, which came into its current form following the 1993 surrender of fourteen states, as signed at Maastricht. Now further countries are being added through invasion. The victorious master race lives on! Heil Hitler!
The EU controls nearly every aspect of UK law, from food production to VAT. It has laws that so far have seen several journalists and EU civil servants prosecuted and jailed, merely because they tried to defend their right to freedom of speech. This is in fact now only a "temporary privilige" that can be removed at any time, for any reason. They have also placed one EU civil servant under house arrest after she exposed the EU accounting fraud scams.(See Maastrich Treaty for details).
by gremlin February 23, 2005
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european knuckle blaster

To shove ones fist up anthers anal rectom and snap inside the rectom, the other participants then shits, afterwards the two participants go out for chocolate ice cream.
Damn, he sure gave me one good European knuckle blaster last night.
by Jeff Steelflex March 12, 2015
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European smoothie

The resulting mixture when three or more European males ejaculate onto or into a single cavity.
Pablo: Me, Henri, and Mario jerked off into Misako yesterday after breakfast.

Maria: Wow, I'm so jealous. I love European smoothies!
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European LongSword

An awesome weapon throughout tbe later middle ages, despite what some people think, its not a heavy blunt piece of iron smashed into shape, they where versitile and had many different techniques, one being half swording, where you would grab the sword by the blade and use the sword as a hammer, this was effective at caving in a mans skull even if they had a helmet and gambeson arming cap on.
Despite holywood and animes portrayal of katanas being an indestructible super sword being able to cut through or shatter a european sword, this is false, its likely that a katana would shatter upon striking a european sword.
Japanophille: Katanas are the best swords.
Me: no they are not, they where used as a backup weapon, plus European LongSwords where a far better weapon, stop thinking that hollywood and anime portray weapons in a good way.
by DragonDan February 4, 2019
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European Superglue

When a man ejaculates while yodeling, between the breasts of a female and pushed the breasts together causing them to stick to one another
Klaus and Rebecca used the European Superglue last night.
by Firecracker Glen May 30, 2021
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The European

"The European" is a move, most commonly used by women, where they look a person from head to toe, and back. It is a move that would be used by the likes of Regina George.
Did you see how she gave me the European? What a snobby little brat.
by Dragon of Spry Wisdom February 24, 2019
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European Tour

White Guy - Hey bro, totally hooked up with a ethnic chick last night!!
Another White Guy - Dude! You got jungle fever!!
Black Girl - Oh girl!! I hooked up with a white boy!

Another Black Girl - Ohh bitch, you went on a European Tour?!
by OriginalNT May 7, 2011
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