Ethan

Ethan is that guy in your group chat who everyone hates but kinda likes, he shots innocent snakes and his brother often throws 2x4s at stray cats, also he just doesn't shut the Fuck up

You: *talking to your other friends with no worry Ethan will show up*
Ethan:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: shut up Ethan

by Nonyabuidness September 23, 2021

Ethan

A blanket name for any one of your older brother’s asshole friends.

(When dad come home from work in the evening)
“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked

“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said

“

by Rakis April 1, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is the type of person to have the biggest shlong. His meat penetrates very deep into dudes assholes. He also enjoys sports and being cracked at fortnite

Did you hear about Ethan? He has a huge cock

by Big_Phat_Cock January 19, 2021

ethan

pulls zero girls

ethan is the type of kid to pull zero girls

by unanimous6672 February 28, 2022

Ethan

A roid-raging muscle head that specialize in bicep gains. This causes a lack of muscle in other areas, making Ethan look like point down Doritos.

Ethan has large biceps that make others' pale in comparison.
Ethan's biceps make him look like a walking Dorito.

by a fellow gym boi April 11, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is the type of person that you immediately fall in love with when you see him. When he hugs you, omg, it makes you feel so safe, you never want to stop hugging him. And when he kisses you, its like all the bad things in the world stop happening . When he holds your hand, everything seems perfect , and you never want to let go. Every time you look in his eyes its like everything's perfect and you never want to look away. If you have a Ethan, never ever let him go.

#ILoveMyEthan

by lauren7599 December 7, 2017

Ethan

ethan is one of the most amazing guy i’ve ever met, he means more than anything to me and always makes me smile, i don’t know what i could do without him. he makes a really awesome guy bestfriend and i love him <3

ethan: *smile that brightens the room*

by wilywokna March 13, 2019