cerebral erection

When you really like an idea or a thought, it gives you a cerebral erection.
When Denny told me about his new business idea, it gave me a cerebral erection.
by Playa Wizard February 23, 2018
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erection injector

Someone who overcompensated for the size of their truck and tries to redeem themselves
Jeff bought too big of a truck and now has to get an erection injector.
by xXPussy DestroyerXx April 22, 2016
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chaos erection

When an audience prefers to read, hear or watch devastating news developments; while simultaneously shitting on the media for not paying more attention to happier topics and over-dramatizing the darker side of humanity.
Donald Trump says multiple news outlets are failing; but America's collective chaos erection says otherwise.
by Oybekiyet February 10, 2017
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Grammatically Erect

Mary: I hooked up with Jason after English class yesterday.

Emily: Oh, so you got him grammatically erect then?

Mary: Yeah, you could say that.
by CaramelBanan January 02, 2021
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erectional discharge

the state of an orgasm on the male body. In which his eyes roll far back into his head and he leans back, releasing the angry demon into her unsespecting face.
by Allister November 12, 2007
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Shared Erection

When two or more male mammals get erections from the same thing.
Jim: Did you see Penny in those jeans today?
Tim: Yeah, it gave me a total boner.
Jim: I guess that makes it a shared erection.
by Dick Lodge January 28, 2011
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Sony Erection

A cell phone used by many dumb Americans. Many get them for free but some actually pay for them...STUPID AMERICANS!!!! Mainly used in the Forest.
Let go of Sony Erection

Give me my erection please

Put my erection back in my hand now!!!
by eilick baals July 09, 2006
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