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elephant parade

When a line of at least three men use their right hand to jerk off the cock of the man standing next to him. While the concept has similar qualities to a circle jerk, it is performed while standing, or in some cases walking or jogging.
Bill, Steve, Mitch and Chuck all decided to stroll through their local grocery, only on this occasion they grabbed one another's cocks and jerked joyously as they sashayed around the store performing in front of all the wonderful spectacle that is the Elephant Parade.
by andylong85 March 23, 2008
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elephant porn

Elephant porn is bad for your brain
by Used Napkin February 18, 2015
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elephant line

used in fraternity initiation. all subjects parade around in a circle, left hand holding the subject behind's penis.
lets all stand in an elephant line
by Anonymous November 2, 2003
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Elephant Trunk Brother

(n.) A prideful term for an uncircumcised man.
Hey Tom, you an Elephant Trunk Brother?

You know it. ETB for life.
by I call my shits grumpys February 7, 2010
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Elephant ass

In golf when a shot is high and shitty, resembling an elephants ass.
(friend makes a horrible shot) *cough* elephant ass *cough*
by SALTYteaBAG November 9, 2012
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elephant race

When two semi trucks are side-by-side on a two lane road and neither is going faster than the other.
I would have been here sooner but I was caught in traffic behind an elephant race.
by Iocane July 6, 2014
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Elephant Goldfish Syndrome

The Elephant Goldfish Syndrome is a horrific syndrom that only affects women. The first typical symptom is short-term memory in terms of trips, nice gestures and presents from close relatives, especially the husband. The second symptom is the extremely long-term memory regarding moments when another person has either betrayed or let the women down, this will never be forgotten by the women.
I gave her a trip to NYC last week and now she tells me I never give her presents, I think she's affected by the Elephant Goldfish Syndrome.
by NewValley January 17, 2018
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