schnob-ed

1. A person who has a schnob shaped forehead

2. An automatic depiction of a chav

3. A person who smells of smegma or tuna that is not dolphin friendly

4. Another term for cheese and onion pie (recent)

1. Eddie has a schnob-ed

2. Eddie is a schnob-ed

3. Eddie, you smell of fish you schnob-ed

4. Oh my Eddie, what a tasty schnob-ed pie this is

by eddiephathead September 20, 2006

ed the molester

the guy who's name is unknown and he lives at the end of the street. but be careful, he wants to eat your testicles.

ohhhh shit!! watch out its ed the molester!!!

by jizz in ma mouth September 9, 2011

Benji-ed

A complete state of hallucination brought on by an extreme consumption of alcohol. One is not responsible for their actions whilst in a state of “benji-ed.”

Man, I got so benji-ed last night at the party!

by Koopaking5 October 10, 2017

Fien-ed

When One is attacked by a teacher for talking and put into isolation or in other words.....THE TIME-OUT CORNER!

Teacher: Andrew, you need to stop talking. You're disrupting the class. Go sit up there in the corner.

Andrew: But, I didn't do anything!

Teacher: Don't talk back, go into the corner.

Fred: Hey,Andrew. You've been Fien-ed .

by Chem101 March 30, 2009

EDS mech

Any kind of brace used to keep wobbly joints in place. Usually used by people with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, especially the Hypermobility Type (aka Joint Hypermobility). Wrist and knee and elbow braces, ring splints, kinesio-tape or rocktape.

Wobbly af today, need the EDS mech before I drive or my fingers will pop out.
I'd sublux all over the place without my EDS mech.

by EDSgeek December 15, 2016

friend of ed

anyone with an eating disorder is a friend of ed - typically women ("e" eating "d" disorder)

i'm a friend of ed. he follows me everywhere.

by mariec33 October 19, 2008

ED johnson

Erectilly Disfunctional penis.

I tried to fuck Sally, but, I drank so much that I got an ED johnson.

by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006