eastenders

A soap opera which used to be unmissable entertainment, but since about 2001 it has completely lost the plot. All the interesting characters have gone, replaced by people who are either irritating, obnoxious or both. I've lived where there are a lot of real eastenders and they're nothing like the ones in this soap opera. Albert Square is now populated by patronising working-class stereotypes (who are usually criminals, wife-beaters, serial killers etc). Nobody can keep their trousers/skirt on for more than five minutes, and Dirty Den suddenly rising from the grave shows how desperate the series has become, having exhausted all possible storylines years ago. Only continues because soap operas are so cheap to make. Once you've built the sets, you can use them forever, and you only need to go on location for a week twice a year and have a special effect once in a blue moon. And you can use the same storylines over and over. Eastenders always has an extra-depressing storyline at Christmas. Ho-ho-ho to you as well. By the way, Eastenders is now on four times a week, so that's even more padding to enjoy.

To hell with decent plots and characters. What we want in eastenders are headline-grabbing gimmick storylines, no matter how ridiculous they are. Lol! Eastenders was always larger-than-life, but surely there must be some limits.

by Stormsworder January 6, 2007

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Japanese Easter

When you put rabbit ears on a woman and have a bunch of japanese men jack off on her so she's covered in jizz.

Wow, with those rabbit ears and all that jizz, Becca looks like an Easter Bunny! She loves the Japanese Easter!

by Amanda Myers August 5, 2009

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Easter

The celebration of a bearded man called Jesus Christ, who died on a cross and rose again, resulting in future workplaces and schools closing while people eat chocolate Easter eggs.

Hey! Put down that tax return and have an egg! It's Easter!

by Jane Wellington January 5, 2004

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easter

"Hey? Where'd the Body Go?" Day.

Not to be confused with Dead Guy on a Stick Day (aka Good Friday).

by barbaroso May 3, 2004

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Addison Rae Easterling

Addison Rae Easterling is an amazing queen that doesnt deserve the hate she gets!
I need a bad bleep.
She also influences many of her fans! Her fandom is called sunraes!

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Addison Rae Easterling is beautiful, inspiring, amazing.

by Stop hate & spread positivity October 5, 2020

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Easter

A pagan holiday that "christians" have tried make a christian holiday. Easter originated in ancient Rome before Christ was born. Here is where it came from: Nimrod (who tried to bild the tower of Babel) was killed and was thought to be a god by some people. His wife was a whore and when she became pregnant, she claimed the conception was immaculate. The group of people who believed her lie claimed that Nimrod himself impregnated her from heaven. The child that was born was named Tamuz (which is where worship of the cross originated). When Tamuz's mother died, the same group of people that believed he was the savior claimed that she became the godess named easter. They believed that she once returned to earth in an egg (easter eggs). A cult took this myth and turned it into a religion. On easter, pagan priests would impregnate young virgins on the alter (that was meant to worship nimrod). A year later, the babies that were born as a result were slaughtered on easter day and eggs were dipped in their blood (where egg painting originated). Easter does not honor Christ in any way and is not one of God's annual festivals.

Why don't you celebrate Easter? Don't you believe in Christ?

Christ did not rise on Easter.

by Nick0889 July 27, 2008

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