eastern university

a small, Christian university on Philadelphia's Main Line. Students that attend Eastern are either hard-core Christians, athletes, alcoholics or are both athletes and alcoholics. You'll meet your best friends here but will also meet psychopaths too. While attending EU you will either develop a fear of geese or will chase them across campus. You also might begin to develop a superiority complex if you start to attend Christian things (aka Wednesday Night Worship). Overall pretty liberal as far as Christian schools go but living in the dorms is a lot like living with your parents. Open door policy & no alcohol. But, given the fact there are 5 liquor stores within 5 miles of EU, a nice backpack will get you past the RAs who could not give less of a fuck and are probably drunk themselves. Since Villanova is 10 minutes away a lot of EU students also self-identify as Nova basketball fans even though they have no fucking clue what the rules are.

"I go to Eastern University." "Where the heck is that?" "Oh, it's on the Main Line. I basically go to Villanova. #GoCats"

by average christian December 16, 2020

Eastern Spy

This is when someone speaks a different slavic language when they are in Russia, and acts like they are not Russian but are acting like another Slavic culture other than Russia.

An Eastern Spy can be like when they start saying "привіт" to someone in Russia or responding with "Так", when asked a question in Russian.

by Barlock89 June 13, 2021

Eastern o'clock

When you live in PST, but your company/friends/etc decide to set on a meeting time that seems "normal" in EST (9am), but ends up being outrageously early for PST (6am).

Co-Worker: I need to get up early tomorrow, got a meeting.
Another Co-Worker: Lemme guess, Eastern o'clock?
Co-Worker: Yup.

by ModernChaot April 9, 2022

Easterly

To finish a bottle of Whisky when you promised your wife you was only going to pour a wee dram

"That bottle got a good Easterly last night"

by TerryTino May 13, 2022

Easter Blessing

Sex from behind where you crush /melt a chocolate egg between you

I've been drinking since 12, ain't nobody getting an Easter Blessing tonight!

by BiggaPoppa April 6, 2023

easter massacre

after Easter when you eat a bunch of chocolate Easter bunnies and the shame that follows.

Just had an easter massacre and felt horrible about myself. Those bunnies didn't know what hit them.

by thevaticancity April 12, 2023

Mara Easter

a girl who likes to hunt for grasshoppers while shoving beatles in her ears, because she likes to hear them crunch. sometimes for fun, she will throw old people in front of trains that are coming at high speed so they will die. then, she and her fellow crow friends will go eat the remains and have a picnic. Sometimes Mara's enjoy dancing in the naked around trees with fruit growing out of it.

That girl is so fucked up, she's basically a Mara Easter.

by marasfriend7 May 1, 2011