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durp

First said by my friend about 10 years ago, also appears on South Park. To me and all I know, durp is just a duh word.
Or if you do something stupid, like throw a hammer up in the air and try to hit your head.
How do you say 'T-h-e'?
DURP! *bitchslap*

(after purposely tripping yourself) DURP!
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Durty

n. Alcoholic, lazy, unexplained attraction to doing stupid things. Rooted in T-Town a.k.a. the sex change capital of the world.
"Durty is such a worthless person he is going to fail school and his friends are going to hate him."
by Urty December 28, 2005
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Dumpy

The act of becoming inebriated to the point of breaking the seal see breaking the seal all over friends and family. Though, not restricted to urinating, in many cases it has happened. The term may be used in a very versatile sense in ways such as "Let's get dumpy," "That girl wasn't pretty, she looked dumpy," "Sup bitch? Gettin dumpy?" In many cases one must be a member of the "dumpy clan" to get truly dumpy.
Lauren got dumpy and passed out on her dog. Hampton and David, who were slightly less dumpy on account of their not being snackpacks see snackpack took a double deuce in her mouth.
by David and Hampton May 2, 2006
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durpid

dumb, stupid, retarded.

see durr
Did you see that fat idiot over there? He's so durpid. Everything he says is like "durrrr!"
by nizou May 18, 2004
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Durpie

A student, faculty member, or alumnus of the Department of Urban and Regional Planning at Florida State University.
I am meeting at the APA conference with some of my fellow Durpie's
by whittx April 17, 2010
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Dumpy

Noun: a person who spends excessive amounts of time in the bathroom, typically number two-ing or masterbating. A clock can be set by their excratory system... pretty much they take long shits at the same time everyday, and hold their friends up who are waiting for them outside to go somewhere. Also used to refer to fat people, typically short fat girls.
Verb: The act of being a dumpy. In most cases though it is being short and/or fat. The act of being repulsive to the genral public.
Adj: Fat, repulsive, ugly, annoying, long shits,
Noun: What the fuck is taking dumpy so long? He's been in the shitter for 45 minutes.
Verb: Dude that was long ass dumpy. what was it 45 minutes.
Adj: That dude is fucking dumpy, he shits every god damn day at 4.
by T-raz Mc-ray-ray May 28, 2007
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Dumpy

When used in reference to a woman's butt. A "dumpy butt" would indicate that a woman has a perfect rear end. Neither too skinny and definitely not sloppy. A firm, big, luscious butt would be considered dumpy.

Degrees of dumpy.

Dumpy minus would indicate a skinny butt.
Dumpy Plus would indicate a slightly bigger than desired butt.
Dumpy double plus would indicate a very large butt and not desired at all.
"oh my god. Did you see her butt? It was perfect. That girl is so dumpy."

"Eww. That girl is gross. Way too sloppy for me. She'd be a double dumpy plus."

"Well, she has a nice body, but she is kind of a dumpy minus, so I think i'll pass."
by Davey Blaine October 2, 2009
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