Moscow Dump Truck

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only involving massive amounts of incredibly foul-smelling feces, preferably with visible chunks of food and/or liquid runoff.

Jane was only expecting John to give her a Cleveland Steamer but he surprised her with a Moscow Dump Truck.

by Oswald Carver January 24, 2009

Dump a load

To ejaculate a large load of cum / semen - preferable in or on a woman

"Mandi was giving me great handjob last night, so I turned over and had to Dump a load on her chest"

by Chesty Smurf December 9, 2008

Dry Dump

A Dry Dump is a fart that is so satisfying it will feel as though you've completely voided your bowels. Originally thought to be a "phantom poop," Dry Dump is most appropriately made/deployed while mingling away from lavatories. One should be sure to brag members of the opposite sex about such a fulfilling sensation.

While walking up the steps to my Bio class, I released such a great dry dump that I thought I had just left the bathroom.

by Frank Lambert, Jr. February 22, 2011

Dump Salad

(adj.) Feeling abhorrent, dreadful, and lackadaisical, in all bodily and mental functions, usually as a result of heavy drinking and/or excessive amounts of alcohol

Friend 1: "Dude, we drank way too much last night. I feel like dump."

Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"

by Norman F. Crabtree May 30, 2012

Dump and Bump

Dumping a girl/boy to move up to a higher girl/boy therefore climbing up the dating ladder. Dumping someone unfavorable to bump to a hotter and better alternative.

"Hey man, what happened to you going out with Alison?"

"Right now in dating Emily. I just dump and bumped that shank."

by wotah January 8, 2015

Dump and Hump

When you are out of anal lube so you tell your fuck partner to take a dump and not wipe so you have a nice ripely lubed asshole.

Britt we are outta lube and i wanna cram my dick in your shitter...lets Dump and Hump..go take a dump but dont wipe.

by Elohdaeh September 27, 2015

Dumbfuckalitis

Dumbfuckalitis is a severe disease commonly affecting millions of people in their workplaces across the world. The disease causes them to become dumbfucks (see definition). A bad case of dumbfuckalitis also causes laziness in said dumbfuck.

It is also known for dumbfuckalitis to affect people outside of the workplace.

Seems to be very prevalent in Great Britain.

Boss, "My HR manager hired a dumbfuck who has now spread dumbfuckalitis in my company and now I have to lay them all off. FFS!"

by Cjks January 7, 2016