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Call of Duty

1. A soundless noise that a young man or woman may hear or feel which causes them to "answer" the call and enlist in the military to serve and defend his/her country.

2. A series of shitty first-person shooter video games developed by Infinity Ward and Treyarch, which allow the player to be noob-tubed, killed by throwing knives, and have stupid as shit abilities such as unlimited sprint and a 5000 mile melee distance.
1. Frank: "Why do you want to join the Marines, Bobby?"
Bobby: "After 9/11, I just felt something...I felt obligated to serve this great nation and defend her from all who may threaten freedom, life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, or the American way of life"
Frank: "You must've heard the Call of Duty"

2. Faggot #1: "Hey, wanna play some COD?"
Faggot #2: "HELL YEAH! I'm gonna make a class with RPG's, noob-tubes, throwing knives, and I'm gonna put on scavenger, lightweight, commando, and painkiller!"

Guy: "You guys do know that there's another meaning to Call of Duty then the game, right?
Both faggots: "THERE IS?!"
by happydog34 July 21, 2010
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Duty calls

Man thinking to himself:
(Aw man, I have to take a shit!)

Man talking out loud:
Duty calls!
by Njm1234 July 14, 2016
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Call of Duty Girlfriend

A rare case in which a girlfriend enjoys playing Call of Duty with her boyfriend.

Guy 1: "Man I got Cod Blocked last night, my girlfriend wanted me to spend time with her..."

Guy 2: "Sorry to hear that dude, I was up all night freaking it with my girlfriend online!"

Guy 1: "Man your lucky....i wish my girlfriend were that cool." *Sadface*
I was up last night playing with my Call of Duty Girlfriend! :D
by Ladykikyo8 March 19, 2011
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Dusty Pie

Describing the vaginal area of a girl who doesn't get any action. In other words, her pie is dusty.
Guy1-"God damn Shaniqua is such a prude bitch."
Guy2-"Hell yeah, she has the dustiest pie in school!!"

Guy1- "Laquisha definitely has a dusty pie; she won't fuck me for shit!!"
Guy2- "Sorry to tell you this man but i hit that box every day."
by Mandeezy Waaa August 20, 2009
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Dusty Sandwich

The act of puting peanut butter on your penis and jelly in an elderly women's vagina, and proceeding to fuck her
Scott Junk gave that old bitch a dusty sandwich
by Scotty J Bone January 16, 2011
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Dusty

Unkempt or unclean. Typically characterized by wrinkled clothing and excessive facial hair
"Man, go home and shave, you're too dusty"
"I can't believe you showed up to meet the landlord looking so dusty"
by Anon11238 November 9, 2012
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duty

A word commonly laughed at by people no matter how mature you are.

It is normally laughed at as people use the word duty as slang for feces.
Person 1: IT IS YOUR DUTY!

Person 2: Hahaha......... duty.
by domki366 January 6, 2013
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