Dicklexic

When a guy is making obvious passes at you and you’re oblivious to it

“I asked you out, and you thought we were going on a date as friends?”
“I can’t help it! You know im dicklexic”

by trulywildbrunette December 11, 2018

dickled

to be tickled tickled with a dick penis for another's entertaimment, or there sexual gratification, or your own sexual gratification

it's all fun and games, until you wake up in a gaol cell being dickled

by tocts September 5, 2019

Super Duckey

A very sexy person, who has made it his life ambition to kill everyone in his path of his goal.

Watch out here comes super duckey!

by Sponged October 18, 2008

rubber duckey

Another word for a condom. Can also be the act of sex-making itself.

Yo, dude, I need a rubber duckey big time!

by WiseOldGrunt July 12, 2009

Slutty Duckling Syndrome

When a person -particularly of the female persuasion- feels the need to post excessive pictures of them self with their lips pushed out in "duck face" and more-often-than-not with copious amounts of cleavage, on the internet.

Girl 1: "Did you see Janie's new profile picture?"
Girl 2: "Yea, it looks just like the rest of them. She has a serious case of Slutty Duckling Syndrome."

by MeleeLee August 8, 2012

ducked

The autocorrect spelling of "fucked"

I'm so ducked....

fucked*

by AntisocialWeeb July 28, 2016

dickless wonders

Singular. One who possesses the qualities of complete douchebaggary. Usually associated or aimed at pledges or GDI's.

Look at this pledge fuck he is acting like a dickless wonders.

Hey brother, this Sig Ep didn't finish his beer, what a dickless wonders.

by TXSIG January 13, 2009