drunk as potatoes 

Being so incredibly drunk, you can't even think of how to describe it. So you pick a random object to relate it to.

"I'm drunk as potatoes!!"

drunk as potatoes by CanadianMenace January 27, 2009

drunk in love

To have a huge crush on someone every time you get drunk. Sober you would never speak of it but when drunk it is all you want to talk about.

"I love Hannah!"

"You told me that yesterday when you were drunk too"

"But she is so hot!!"

"Dude you are just drunk in love with her."

drunk in love by Bodog56 December 18, 2008

Drunk Bitch Syndrome 

A messy and common condition often experienced by intoxicated women. It is more typically known for it's abbreviated name, "DBS".
Symptoms include:
- persistent vomiting
- highly increased vocal volume (keep your distance, it's painful to the ears)
- relentless in attempting to prove their "points", which make absolutely no sense.
- Spending large amounts of money on alcohol for others
- Vigorous swaying, often into the wake of oncoming traffic.
- Uncontrollable diarrhea (don't let this person borrow your pants)
- No matter how supportive their bra, their nipples will be out for the majority of the evening.

"That girl is really suffering from DBS (Drunk Bitch Syndrome) tonight...Her tits are all over the place."

Drunk Bitch Syndrome by Ivana Popseekle December 12, 2009

Drunk Forehead Touch 

To place ones forehead gently upon random objects such as posts and shopfront windows whilst intoxicated until the desire to move on is met.

He is obviously drunk cause there he goes doing the drunk forehead touch on random objects once again"

Drunk Forehead Touch by Big Boiiiee September 4, 2010

drunk crush 

to have a crush on someone only when you are under the influence of alcohol.

Everytime we go out drinking, she always ends up drunk crushing some guy.

drunk crush by Todd Mack January 18, 2007

drunk pants 

The pants you got really drunk in. Often times, you will wake up wearing them. Other times, you may find them on the floor or someplace random. Inside the pockets you may or may not find your keys, your wallet, your cell phone, wadded up dollar bills, and pieces of paper with other people's phone numbers.

Man, I found so many pairs of drunk pants in the hamper. It's like I made $15 doing laundry.

drunk pants by The Truth April 3, 2005

Drunk Email 

When drunk dialing just insn't enough because the person who you tried to drunk dial didn't answer their phone or you are just so beligerent that you need to talk to more than just the people in your phone.

I didn't have his phone number, so I drunk emailed him...

Drunk Email by JenAJ November 3, 2005