Donkey Jockey

Nigger is to a black man
Donkey Jockey is to an iranian

basically its the only 'politically correct' iranian insult

Bob: Hey man, do you know Arya?

Joe: Eww, that Donkey Jockey?

Bob: yea? Whats wrong with him?

Joe: Nothing, I just hate Iranians. All persians are just Donkey Jockeys

by damastah April 29, 2009

yawning donkey

a vagina

my yawning donkey is itchy

by Howie G June 2, 2011

Donkey Root

Lighting one cigarette from another...

When you don't have a lighter, you may borrow someone's already lit cigarette, and light you're own from it..

by Jasma August 24, 2005

Donkey Puncher

When a man is having anal sex with a person, and he punches them in the back of the head to make them clinch up on his dick.

Jim donkey punched that girl last night.

by Kent June 15, 2003

Donkey Flu

A type of cold where the illness is mostly in your throat. Making the victim feel as if they were raped in the throat by a donkey. Worse than swine flu because donkey's are hung.

1. What's up with Joe today?
2. He's out sick with Donkey Flu.
3. Oh, hope he drinks lots of fluids that doesn't consist of donkey sperm.

by lord_adrick February 8, 2010

donkey ditch

n. A roundabout way of saying ass hole. Mostly to be used in the vicinity of little kids.

adj. Of or in the form of an ass hole.

"That was such a donkey ditch move."

"You're a donkey ditch."
"What?"
"It's like asshole... but donkey ditch."

by SomeDudeOnTheInternetWriting December 27, 2011

Donkey Punch (drink)

In a Highball glass mix:
1/3 Vodka
1/3 Minute Maid Lemonade concentrate
1/3 7-up
a splash of Grenadine

note: Minute Maid concentrate is not prepared it must be used used in its frozen, syrupy, concentrated form.

stir up and enjoy!

watch out for the hang over..

Colin: I say good fellow that Donkey Punch beverage was fuckin' Ill.
Scott: cheers good mate! Disregard wenches and acquire currency.
Will: dude.. mine tastes like a creamsicle..

Donkey Punch (drink)

by Sp33dKills February 14, 2012