disney channel

The worst channel on Television. They're always showing stupid sluts perform their shitty songs. Hannah Montana is one of them. The channel shows gay shows like Lilo and Stitch, That's So Raven!, Lizzie Mcguire, and wannabe japanese anime.

That's so Raven on the Disney channel should be called That's So Fucking Gay.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

disney parent

1. One who believes in retaining their childrens' innocence for a lot longer than it was meant to be around for.

2. A parent who refuses to acknowledge that one day their kids will learn about sex and drugs, as well as learn a few new "bad" words (crap, god, damn, etc.). They often refuse to tell their kids that sex exists while completely forgetting how their kids were created in the first place. Or that drugs are still out there, while not realizing how somebody got the idea of creating the disney channel, which is often the only TV channel their kids are allowed to watch

1. Guy 1: Look at that mother over there breastfeeding her kid. He's got to be at least ten

Guy 2: That's pretty fucked up. The mother must be a disney parent

2. Kid: Mom, what's a blowjob?
Mom: HOW DARE YOU!!! NEVER, EVER use that word again!
Kid: Why not?
Mother: Because it's a bad word. Now go watch the Disney channel.

by the dirty liberal July 13, 2009

Disney

Used to be one of the best (or the best) channels on TV, until it got to the late 20th century, when they came out with cheesy movies and TV shows that they thought kids would like.(First) They send some stalker to stalk some kids. Second) They watch the kids watching TV Third) Record and write down their every move.) Now, they've produced celebrities such as, Miley Cyrus, Lindsey Lohan, and Britney Spears. They have movies such as High School Musical, (gayest movie ever) Hannah Montana *THE MOVIE*, (OMG I WANNA SEE IT jkjkjk like I wanna see her pole dance again XD) and lastly, Minute Men. The inside jokes in Disney are horrible, and it includes: "Oh Sugar Honey Ice Tea!" -Madagascar, "Have fun, but not too much fun, we have enough kids already. :D" -Good Luck Charlie ", and "We used to do special things on our aniversary, but now we have the kids..."-Good luck Charlie. See how corrupt it's making children? "Mommy, did you and daddy have a little too much fun last night?" "Where did you learn that?" "Good Luck Charlie! *laughing*" Imagine that. The only good show on there is Phineas and Ferb. And it's a cartoon, and needs to stay that way.

Random Dude: Hey, I heard Disney is bankrupt!
Disney Nerd: Hehe! No! *snort* You dumb sniffle wiffer! Disney will never be corrupt! It's worldwide! Hehe! *snort*
Random Dude: What are you, Peter Pan?
Disney Nerd: Well sometimes I act like it! *snort* Hehe!

by HairBrushFromAfar August 28, 2010

Disney's California Adventure

A Theme Park Made By Walt Disney Imagineering. It Opened On February 8th, 2001 As Apart Of The Disneyland Resort. The Park Shows The Aspects And Culture Of California Dream. The Lands In California Adventure Are Sunshine Plaza, Golden State, Condor Flats, Paradise Pier, Pacific Wharf, Bugs Land, And Hollywood Pictures Backlot.
The Icon Of The Park Is A Giant Grizzly Bear, Which Is the State Animal Of California. California Adventure Is Across From Walt Disney's Original Disneyland.

Disney's California Adventure Can Also Be Abbreviated As DCA.

1. Jenny And I Are Going To Disney's California Adventure

2 Disney's California Adventure Is Getting A Huge 1.1 Billion Dollar Expansion Starting Fall 2008

by GriffDawg10000 May 11, 2009

Disney Lover

this person, is in love with disney
they will be able to watch all disney movies and/or shows
with joy and happiness
they know most, if not all, Disney shows and movies. Including songs that are in those shows and movies.
True Disney lovers are not able to control the smiles on their faces when watching Disney

"im a proud Disney Lover"

by pinksuave June 16, 2008

Disney kids

This is a bunch of kids that are born from 1991-present that are pretty clean cut and Disneyfied. They grew up with Disney and don't know life without something related to Disney shoved to them. They were born with The Lion King, then they are shoved Lizzie McGuire, Hannah Montana, High School Musical. These kids act like they came off the Disney channel and they are soccer momed

It must be these Disney kids. They don't like weed, they don't drink, and they jack off to Hilary Duff.

by Kyle 230 October 4, 2010

Disney

Every Movie made by Disney has at least one secret related to sexual content.

For example, on the box of Disneys: "The Little Mermaid", the one with the castle in the background, one of the towers on it is shaped like a penis. In "Lion King", when Simba and his dad wrestle under the stars, the stars acctually spell out something: Sex. Dont believe me? Check for yourself. I have also found one is "A goofy movie" and "Rescuers"

by SkankyJason March 18, 2007