Disasterbate

To masturbate but fail in the end.

I was cumming to My Little Pony when Dead horses showed up in my mind. Fucking Disasterbated.

by mustarddick August 29, 2011

disasterized

1. to ruin, maim, and/or explode

"That girl just disasterized my plans to move in on her boyfriend."

by Kim F July 16, 2005

Disasterocks

A cool ginger guy who uses the internet. Most people see him as an idiot, yet he is one of the hottest guys in your area.

Wow! He's just like disasterocks!

by MucusLukas December 18, 2022

disastrophe

a cross between a disaster & a catastrophe. The ultimate wreck!

Don't come in! My place is a total disastrophe! Or that drunk chick is a mess! She's a disastrophe waiting to happen!

by chocolate chick76 October 30, 2009

Disasterbate

The act of masturbating during a natural disaster.

Instead of panicking during the earthquake, Billy just disasterbated.

by aarby March 7, 2010

disastrophe

A situation so hideous that it exceeds the definitions of both "disaster" and "catastrophe", thereby necessitating the use of a hybrid.

Sara: How was that new hair place?

Nico: It was a total disastrophe - the guy wanted to give me an ironic perm. Ugh, Williamsburg.

by nwags December 19, 2011

Disasteroid

An asteroid large enough to destroy some or all life on earth, were it to actually *hit* the earth.

We just had a near miss, a disasteroid bigger than the one that killed the dinosaurs passed between the earth and the moon yesterday!

by Jerome March 18, 2004