sky digital

britains subscription satellite tv service. Usually shortened to "sky".

over 7 million subscribers. Basically, this is the centre of every chav home, it would be incomplete without it.

This is the prime source of entertainment for a chav family whilst they let there dole money save up so they can buy another new tv from cash converters and a karaoke machine to shut little jimmy up.

"I am watching the simpsons on Sky"

"Whats on sky tonight dear?"

"I live in a tower block, have very little money and dont bother to feed my kids properly but i am happy to be robbed of £40 a month sky subscription"

by djchrissy August 20, 2004

Digital Camera

an apparatus that uses either a CMOS or a CCD to take the place of the film. It makes photography easier and generally rock like San Francisco in a fucking earthquake!!!

Let's go buy a digital camera made by Canon!

by J. Michael Reiter December 11, 2004

digital bees

The shit Rake Yohn got stung with on a Viva La Bam episode.

Rake shows up at Bam's house, thinking they're going to do a skit where Rake hits a pin yata, then they edit the footage it so it looks like the pin yata was full of bees (hince the term "Digital Bees") little does he know, the pin yata really is full of bees, and he gets the shit stung out of him when he hits it. HAHAHAH GOOD STUFF

by Joe Caulfield aka HolyCrapItsJoe February 22, 2004

digitalk

1. To talk shit on the internet.
2. Talking smack via a computer or other electronic device.

Don't digitalk me, bro.
Yo, don't be digitalkin' me.

He is such a digitalker.

by serius November 6, 2009

digital janitor

Office job that mostly involves cleanup and maintenance of digital databases or files; such as backup, restoration, updates, upgrades, purges, archiving, etc. Requires a modicum familiarity with basic computer operations including file and database management but little in the way of problem solving skills or creativity.

His business card might call him a Database Administrator but he's really just a glorified digital janitor.

by wurdnerd November 20, 2009

Digital Panties

Digital Panties: When you get a phone number from the female sex. It's a metaphor for taking off a girls panties, digitally speaking. ie: its a step towards getting laid.

A: I met this really pretty girl on the subway.
B: Oh yeah?
A: Yeah, I got her Digital Panties.
B: Verrrrrry nice... (Borat voice)

by kikuta December 7, 2009

Digital Bacon

The squiggly lines that obstruct the picture when you try to watch cable porn without buying it.

Channel 98 would be the greatest if that digital bacon wasn't covering up her nipples.

by Trocar99 April 21, 2010