Stuck at the dealership

When you commit to a fart but it ends up being much more...

Hey there fellow coworker, I'll be in shortly, I'm stuck at the dealership...

by Mainframetechno November 28, 2018

DeerLord

The Lord of Deers. A mythical creature that injects Deers with Methamphetamine, coaxing them to run out in front of a motorcycle to enter the afterlife by the bright shineing light. The creature has been known to lurk around r/Stims on Reddit spreading the gospel of Meth.

*deer runs infront of a motorcycle* Biker: "Oh DeerLord I'm Gunna die"

by TripTeamSix June 15, 2019

demon deer

A ghost-like haunting deer that are usually located in local parks. Many a teen have gone to the park late at night in order to tackle down this creature. They are known for their bizarre cry, "queal".

Dude, we're going demon deer tackling!

by Miao December 3, 2006

City Deer

Urban black people who run across the street with no regard to street signs or lights

I hit a city deer and kept on driving, but my windshield is fucked

by johnhardy11 December 19, 2011

Urban Drug Dealer

A Psychiatrist that does not use the allotted amount of time for a medical consultation. He does not assess the patient's state of mind; he only provides the patient with what is necessary for medication refills. In return, the patient pays for office fees. Mimicking a drug deal.

My urban drug dealer hooked me up with some prozac.

by FromGrace December 14, 2009

John Deere

A manufacturer of fine construction equipment, farm machinery and lawn care vehicles.

Please do not refer to my John Deere LT133 as a riding lawn mower...it is a TRACTOR, asshole!

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

Dealer Cookie

Means exactly the same as Dealer Button, which is a Therm used in Casino games like Poker. It's a round button that shows who's the dealer

me: Give me the dealer cookie, you were dealer last round
other gambler: Oh yes, you're right, here is it.

by Parnapondo December 24, 2008