design drift

When the original website design wireframes have little resemblance to the finished product due to having too many stakeholders with competing visions of the requirements.

The indecisive client, two new product owners and an offshore technology team led to the website vision spinning off into widening gyres of design drift.

by PavlovBadjewski August 23, 2017

Drift wood

When a penis is so long that it tries to float towards the top when its under water.

Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."

by Drift-wood December 24, 2018

Drift Wood

The act of swimming in the nude with a half chub while floating on your back.

4 guys and 3 girls go to the beach and zack with his half chub decided to go skinny dipping. Classic drift wood.

by YHR Spynx August 4, 2018

nut drift

When a testicle falls out of your tighty whiteys.

I've got nut drift on my right side.

by Shitstick1969 October 2, 2018

Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.

Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.

by licktenstein October 3, 2018

drift

drifting is often misused and should only be used it you have not talked to someone or kept in touch with someone for a long amount of time (years/months)

we haven’t seen each other in so long we have really caught a drift

by don’t stresstomuch July 7, 2019

respect the drift

A phrase used towards someone who is complaining about broken controls in racing games.

Person A: Why is the kart not freaking turning?!

Person B: Respect the drift, Person A.

by ChameleonDragon September 16, 2019