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thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.
If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.
by lembnau February 1, 2017
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fart-detecting compound

A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!
Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.
by QuacksO December 4, 2018
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contra-deception

The opposite of contraception, i.e. an unwanted pregnancy caused by a dishonest partner.
1. Shit! Dick said he was clipped, but now I'm pregnant. What contra-deception!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!
by euphemismo February 28, 2019
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erection defection

When an erection becomes so hard it won't go down until you do something about it
Yooo broo..... I got an erection defection last night..
by Pp erectus July 9, 2019
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Erection defection

When you've sniffed something a little bit much
by Sesh legend inguani August 25, 2019
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dark deception

a phrase used whenever something joyful has happened
person 1: The game ive wanted forever is on sale!
person 2: dark deception!
by DoorsOSofficial July 15, 2021
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Friend Retention Percentage

17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.
You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?
by heatstim August 31, 2021
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