Deceptifart

When you think you're just going to fart and instead you poop your pants.

Uh oh I just had a deceptifart! Got to run to the bathroom and change my underwear!

by JustSilly April 9, 2017

decontrolled

Opposite to controlled det. A failure of a planned controlled detonation due to an enravished climax when banging and not using a jimmy hat. May cause pregnancy.

Wild, out of control.

Best metal band in Serbia and perhaps the whole universe.

-Shit man, no rubbers yesterday and had a decontrolled with Lizzie. First time I'll be happy when she's on the rag.

-Dude! this party is going totally decontrolled!

-Have you got the tickets for Decontrolled yet?
-Hell no, couldn't get any, I'd feel like fucking suiciding if I was an emo

by The Doctoress August 20, 2010

Decentralized

A modern idea for terrorists and aspiring entrepreneurs.

Those in guerilla stock trading, and bombing Wal-Mart parking lots and The World Bank benefit from their unquashable decentralized leadership.

by Bon Bonnington August 9, 2008

Decepticonz

Rap group featuring Mareko,Savage, Alfrisk and Abollo from New Zealand

More than meets tha eye...Deceptikonz will fuk u up,cut u up bad-More than meets the eye....

by asdfreii December 2, 2003

immaculate deception

When newly-weds give birth to their first born in less than nine months.

Bob and Tanya just had a kid, but they've only been married eight months.
It sounds like a case of immaculate deception to me.

by BillyQ November 3, 2010

Decepticles

Devastator's(a Decepticon) testicles in the movie Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

Have you seen the decepticles? they are made from steel!

by Decepticle August 10, 2009

Decepticon

At the climax of sexual intercourse pretend that you're going to aim for the mouth when depositing your load, but instead hit em in the eye and say "more than meets the eye." Then proceed to "roll out!" As an option, you can choose to wear a transformer mask w/ voice changer.

My ex-girlfriend is pissed that I gave her a decepticon. Now she has a lazy eye. I had to roll out fast.

by Chuck-B February 10, 2009