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Edward Cullen

--A sparkly demented fairy who is a creeper.
--Sparkly infuri
--Referring to a dumb, or stupid person
1. Omg, That Edward is such a fairy! I mean...he SPARKLES!

2. WARNING; You-Know-Who has made an army of infuri--Including Cedric Diggory, now by the name of Edward Cullen!

3. That guy is SUCH and Edward. He stared at me and then said a bunch of dumb pick up lines!
by Fire-Luv June 3, 2011
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Edward Cullen

n. person, Ed-ward Cull-en : A fictional character/ monster made up in the diseased imagination of an old, horny woman. He is said to sparkle when in the sun, for some odd, non- understandable reason. He is in the dreams of millions of teenage girls and their mothers. His followers are called Twi-hards, and are attracted to him by some telepathic connection, which makes them want a vampire, who writes bad poetry, as a husband. His fictional, worst enemy, is a werewolf, named Jacob, who has nice teeth (Many suspect them to be gay lovers). The fact or impression they are gay lovers is dashed by his love of 14-year old girls. Whom, he stares at while they sleep, with what many call in rapey fashion.
Twi-hard - "I got a message from "Edward Cullen" last night

Twi-hard 2 - " Really, what was it?"
Twi-hard - " He wants me to meet or turn me, I hope!"

Twi-hard 2 - "You are soooo lucky!"
Twi-hard - "I know!!!!!"
by Mr. Spam June 29, 2011
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Bella Cullen

Fictional character that emerges in Breaking Dawn after marrying Edward Cullen. Described after transforming from human (who is beautiful at best) to a vampire who now looks "breathtakingly gorgeous" and "like a God-damn supermodel".

Bella Swans tragic clumsiness and mouthwatering sent disappear. Her ability to control her emotions, her mind and put up a "shield" in the wake of her transformation result in the emergence of the single most gifted vampire of the saga.
Example #1
"Did you read breaking dawn? Because damn, Bella Cullen is the shit now."
by TrinityLife October 29, 2008
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Cullen Whore

Usually one of the female species who obsesses over Edward Cullen and the rest of the Cullen family from Twilight to the extent that it begins to take over their personality.
"Why don't you talk to so and so anymore?"
"She turned into a Cullen whore, and I'm not into fantasy"
by DeathByVanity June 14, 2009
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Carleigh and Ryan

the ideal couple. everyone wants to be like them. never fighting, always laughing, always smiling together (: their eyes both light up when the other walks into the room. they have the same sense of humor, and no one is more right for each other. A wise man once said that true love is your souls recognition of its counterpoint in another, and everyone is jealous that they have found this already. They also have mind-blowingly awesome sexxx 24/7.
Ugh I don't want to date anyone until I know we can have a Carleigh and Ryan relationship!
by iloveyourms.<3 October 2, 2011
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Curled one out

Had a poo
'Ralph my puppy, curled one out while I ate my dinner. '
by W25kye September 23, 2017
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