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cunt satchel

A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.
'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'
by Dizzzavid February 13, 2015
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Cunt Nugget

A person who is extremely cocky and stuck up; a person that acts as if they are way better than others
She's acting like a cunt nugget just because she got some new shoes yesterday
by lalaneihisapimp October 31, 2015
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cunt twivvle

The state of being a cunt (vagina) and being annoying as shit and pissing everyone off nobody likes them and they are in the state of being a twivvle as well
Harrison- Dammit Mario Aidan keeps being a fucking cunt twivvle
Mario-I know I’m gonna bone his girlfriend tho
by Harry1213 twivvle February 5, 2018
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cunt-stubble

Refers to a British police officer.
British police officers are referred to as 'constable' as opposed to 'officer'.

The term cunt-stubble is an intentional miss pronunciation of the title constable.

This alternative pronunciation of the title constable is well deserved as British police officers are cunts.
Why have you stopped me cunt-stubble?
by AnonDoxy November 26, 2018
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Cunix

(KYOO-nix) (verb) The act of smoking a cigar especially badly, or in an embarrassing, unsuccessful, or amateurish way. To continue smoking a cigar while the outside wrapper is unfurling, unrolling, or otherwise significantly deteriorating. May also connote smoking straight through a cigar's decorative paper ring. May be used as a noun.

Less commonly, to be a generous friend and great golfer.
“He just lit the wrong end! What a cunix move.”

What a mess; he'd totally cunixed that Decade by the third hole.”
by rossfish February 1, 2020
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reverse cunt

The opposite of a cunt. When someone who's usually a cunt acts nice for a change.
OMG Henry, you're being a total reverse cunt today. Are you feeling okay?
by a_lion_s April 15, 2015
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jack cunt

Someone who by doing 'jack shit' in a team environment becomes a cunt because the other people in the team have to pull the weight of that person and do extra work.
Joe: "why havent u finished work yet?"
Fred: "coz jason is a jack cunt and im doing what he didnt do."
by winegrape May 5, 2015
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